"It has been determined that water.....is wet."
""Bwaaa Haaaaa Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!"
"O.K., Capt. Obvious, how'z about that one?"
"What ASTUTE observations can you make?"
"Gimme similar bad and obvious observations, and the more likely you will get those glorious points so you can attain that higher level. Bwaa Haa Haaa!!!!"
2007-07-13 15:59:43 · 17 answers · asked by enbsayshello 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am an idiot... I read your question.
2007-07-13 16:01:49 · answer #1 · answered by Kuji 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1. When water is frozen it is not wet
2. When ice melts it becomes liquid
3. After the milk expires it starts to smell really bad
4. Word has it that kissing cannot really get you pregnant
5. The weather man says that if it is over 90 degrees with a humidity of 89% it is very humid
6. If you sleep with your wife's best friend while she is out of town, and she finds out about it then there are sever consequences to pay.
7. There is not really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow (I looked)
8. If the wind blows really hard in Texas and you own a trampoline you better have it concreted to the ground because it will end up on the neighbors fence
9. If you count to ten it does nothing for your anger it only gives the person you are mad at a head start in running away.
10. Ed Grimley has a crush on Pat Sajack AND Vannah White.
2007-07-14 00:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah Mighty Zorak, it is true that when snow melts the white disappears. That 2 and 2 are four. That yolk of an egg is yellow. That you cannot lick your own elbow and you should never stick anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.
2007-07-13 23:06:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe nothing I hear and only half of what I see! Bwaa Haa Haaa! Call ME Bwana!
2007-07-13 23:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jumbo shrimp and military intelligence. Kidding. News Flash! Did you know that drinking a bottle of NyQuil will actually impair your ability to drive or operate dangerous machinery??? I never knew that! (heavy sarcasm)
2007-07-13 23:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 people or more have answered your question.
Fire is hot.
Water is cold.
Not everybody watches tv.
Books have words in them.
More than 1 Cd has been sold around the world.
Captain Obvious points out the obvious.
2007-07-13 23:03:10 · answer #6 · answered by Max A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres one
"If i actually give you weird observations like so then you may give me 10 points"
and another
"if you stick your hand in fire your hand will get hot"
"If you have ever read a book at some point in your life then you once and may still have the ability to read"
2007-07-13 23:03:26 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Remy♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Gas Prices are going back up again!"
That's obvious and bad.
"I found a popcorn kernel that was stuck in my teeth for a week."
This one is too.
Sorry. My answers were weak.
2007-07-13 23:32:14 · answer #8 · answered by I hate Hillary Clinton 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kumarakam says, "Dirt is dirty. Bwaa Haa Haaa!!!!"
2007-07-13 23:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by Red 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sticking a fork in a light socket will hurt
2007-07-13 23:07:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has been determined that Oatmeal cookies...are discusting...
It has been determined that soda is fizzy...
It has been determined that ... Fat Albert...is fat.
It has been determined that .... Paris Hilton...Is stupid.
It has been determined that ....... toilet paper...does not live a happy life...
It has been determined that.... i'm bored. Bye!
2007-07-13 23:05:32 · answer #11 · answered by CandyApple<333 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋