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The Dog Ate My Homework

2007-07-13 15:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My truck got scratched by some jacka ss in a parking lot and i gotta talk to the cops about why they now have a baseball bat through their windshield. Got me out of a really gnarly date

2007-07-13 23:06:44 · answer #2 · answered by jennifer g 4 · 0 0

There has been so many...LOL....one that pops into my head is that I told my bosses I didnt have a babysitter and couldnt come to work that day.......

2007-07-13 22:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tbrat 5 · 0 0

the porta poty fell over by itself

2007-07-13 22:44:32 · answer #4 · answered by Gateway 3 · 0 0

My dad needs to talk to me about something tonight.

2007-07-13 22:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by Kate v.7.0 6 · 0 0

"I have to babysit" -my little brother is 16 years old. I didn't think he knew that. But he did. Awkward.

2007-07-13 22:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have to go to the bathroom

2007-07-13 22:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Love...love....love... 3 · 0 0

my cat died or a snail ate it, but the snail really did eat it, i swear

2007-07-13 22:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by natalie 4 · 0 0

Sorry, but I really don't want to be here right now
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2007-07-13 22:47:28 · answer #9 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0 0

I called into work and told them I was to Horny to work, they gave me the day off:-)

2007-07-13 22:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 1 1

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