the neighbor lady. He seems very sure about this. He has already began to hand out Watchtower books, and he said that we can count him out for Christmas dinner. How is this going to affect the other Gnomes? Jasper and Elmer can be so easily influenced. I am worried about them. When he goes door to door, will people be rude to him? What on God's Green Earth is this going to mean for this family?? Help?!!
2007-07-13 13:49:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG OMG OMG I am giggling like a baby this is so funny. I really hope this was meant to be a joke its just to funny
2007-07-13 13:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm so sorry. Of course you'll have to keep him separated from Jasper and Elmer. Do you know of anybody or any Gnome that is skilled in doing an intervention? You've got your work cut out for you. Good Luck!
2007-07-13 13:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by Georgie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would hope that people, especially those of gnome-ish backgrounds, could respect his dedication. Whats more, I would hope that his Gnome friends would still accept him.
I know what I would do. I would talk to him. Invite him in for a cookie. And then kidnap him and sell him as a personal slave on ebay. but probably not. good luck.
2007-07-13 13:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by midflight21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should be supportive of your Garden Gnomes' decision to become a Jehovah's witness. You love him after all, right?
2007-07-13 13:53:11 · answer #4 · answered by Miya Miya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um... You have Christmas dinner with garden gnomes?
2007-07-13 13:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by knight2001us 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him to live with the gnome that does the TV ads for Travelocity. Let that be a lesson to him.
2007-07-13 13:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by Becky 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully it is the "W" Bush gnome that all dogs just LOVE to pee on!
Surely you can think of a better cult for him to join!
(OUCH! I just discussed RELIGION and POLITICS....I think I just started a holy war!)
2007-07-13 14:06:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
please....get him out of it!!!!!! don't worry about jasper and elmer...worry about yourself, he may want to get you into it....i hear travelocity is looking for a new gnome....get him to audition....whatever it takes.....for pete's sake DO IT!!!!
2007-07-13 13:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, i'm sure he's gonna be very helpful.
2007-07-13 13:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by Max A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he won't be around for his own birthday either - fire him and get a replacement
2007-07-13 13:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋