My teacher told a red head in my class that one of his relatives had sex with an orangutan and thats why he has red hair. She even had a picture of the monkey and put it up to his face. It showed an uncanny resemblance between the monkey and him, she also said that white people came from snow monkeys. She couldn't possibly be racist because she herself is white. At first I didn't believe it because I didn't like the idea that I'm related to a snow monkey but when she had the pictures of the snow monkeys and white people next to each other there was a huge resemblance. I guess I'm a monkey's aunt.
2007-07-13 12:42:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
She is obviously ridden with "white guilt", another white liberal who got her job based on her warped beliefs and not skill. She is obviously also jealous that redheads are some of the sexiest women alive, and she most likely lost a boyfriend (or girlfriend) to one.
2007-07-13 14:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not scientifically possible and I give you points for imagination.
I believe any of your question. I've a feeling the only monkey around here is the one who asked the question....
I have red hair and I know where it came from. I think your hair must be purple to come up with this question.
2007-07-13 13:38:13 · answer #2 · answered by i love my garden 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That makes no sense b/c it would be the monkey that got pregnant...so the monkey gave birth to the half man half monkey and it grew up half monkey and man then had sex with a man??
nah not true
2007-07-13 12:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by missdaisymay110 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only an extreme moron would come up with something like this. And if this were true, had my childs teacher done this, I would have went to jail for slapping the stupid sh*t out of her. Ugh. How utterly idiotic.
2007-07-13 12:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
authentic-ish - that's, possessed of a undeniable truthiness. not ALL redheaded adult men look weird and wonderful - yet an marvelous form of redheaded women are sensational. My fave ginge is, of direction, my amazing spouse!
2016-12-14 08:09:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Orangutans are not monkeys
2007-07-13 12:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by James O 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think this teacher should be fired. She sounds like nothing more than an evolutionist activists.
2007-07-13 12:47:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
umm...Are you in the special class?
That's impossible because monkey and human chromosome is waay different
2007-07-13 12:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was horrible. She should not even be allowed near children, much less teaching them.
2007-07-13 13:02:59 · answer #9 · answered by LaMariposa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your teacher should be fired for stupidity.
2007-07-13 12:46:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋