Do you have a nickname for someone....?

Question

But they don't know it? I call one of my neighbors 'lawnmower man' cause when I was single (he wanted to date me), he mowed my grass in the dark one night. A riding mower with no light! Surprisingly he did a good job, but we never dated.

Answer 1

I have a neighbor a few houses over from me, he just installed a gate surrounding his whole house. I refer to him as Mr. Fortress, Another older woman who walks up and down the street on my block. Her skin is badly windburned, It looks like she is wearing a mask. I refer to her as Leather neck. Also, A dude on my block who is hangs out, he has a big ol mole on his forehead, I nicknamed him Frijole (bean in Spanish), There is also the other dude who hangs out at the local store on the corner, he has some thick old glasses, we call him coke bottle. Many more, but will spare you. Thanks for asking.

Answer 2

This chick I knew in high school, I call 'Fatboy'
and I call my ex-husband fatty...he deserves the name though bc he's a douch
Oh I call this one dude that I used to date 'Pat' (prickly ape tit)
and this other kid that my friends fixed me up with 'CDP' (chocolate dipped pen*s) because we thought he was a closet case.
Another kid that my friend dated ended up having a really small wang and we called him 'wink-flow' and would bend our pinkies at him and wink whenever we saw him but we never said why we did that until later on when the moron tried hitting on me...then i let him know...
Oh there was also this kid that was really skinny and had blonde hair so we used to call him 'broomstick'...

Answer 3

Sure do. I nickname pretty much everyone I know, but usually they know it. It also helps when I'm telling a story about someone hwo has the same first name as some of my other friends.

Answer 4

I have nicknames for everyone. One of my neighbors is Mrs Space hoppers, because of her enormous chest. One of my nieces is Sprout, another is Froggy. Too many to list

Answer 5

Yeah for my bff Sabrina we make up mean nicknames for each other but we are just joking. And in school we call each other the nicknames. Our latest mean nick names are:
Sabrina- a** sniffier and me (the name she came up with)
Rubab- Kabob

Answer 6

YES here's some:

-Broomhead (my friend said his hair looks like a broom!)
-Farmer Guy, originally Mr. Farmer, then Farmer Boi, then farmer guy
-Wisk (he smells like the detergent)
-Slimeball (a girl my friend hates)
-Raisin (annoying & pesky guy, just like a raisn)
-Zeb (his initals)
-Gem ( a girl who thinks she's all that but really isn't)
-Shark (a girl with hair that sticks up in a odd way)

Answer 7

yeah I do but wouldnt it just be my luck that they are on here and figured it out that I am me and they are them and then I would start a war and I dont want to do that so Im skipping this question...LOL good question though. Oh well. maybe on a braver day....

Answer 8

tons and tons.... i call one guy, pastel because he wears crazy colored shirts every day, I call a guy with a very distinct name that only he has, DAN, because if I was to say his real name everyone would know who i was talking about. My friend calls the guy she hooks up with Devil, because hes a cheater.

Answer 9

yes i always do!!! i do it to everyone i know...i will either cut it short or add something cute..
like robee for robert or something like that...
but i did on this one chic on the show hells kitchen, i forgot her name, but in the begining she took some spag. noodles out the trash to rinse and serve to a guest..
so now i call her "noodles out the trash lady"

Answer 10

Lol!I call my sister's boy friend Mr.Minuscule or Pinky cause he has a tiny p.....(my sister told me)!