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If the only tools I would have would be those I would take with me on a fishing trip.

2007-07-13 06:30:31 · 8 answers · asked by Francis H 2 in Sports Other - Sports

8 answers

1) Cut a hole in the ice,

2) Put some peas near the edge of the hole,

When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!!!

2007-07-13 06:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by Odom 1 · 4 0

Can you fit a 200-pound crossbow into your luggage? That might give you a fighting chance.

Seriously, I would just make sure to bring some bear spray. I run and bike through trails where you sometimes run into black bears and the rare grizzly. If it's you against the bear, you have no chance - trust me, they are amazingly fast at closing the distance between you.

Bring bear spray, and make sure it has the strong nozzle on it. You can get spray that goes very far, so that you can hit the bear from a distance.

2007-07-13 07:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by Craig S 7 · 0 0

u could take the hook and get it and try to get it down then stab it and the back of head(head is more fatal) to kill it i guess... but i think u would need like 3 or 5 people if u did it yourself u would have been dead

2007-07-13 06:35:05 · answer #3 · answered by minh t 2 · 1 0

You could run him over with your car - but that might not even kill him unless you are going like 70mph. Even in the unlikelyhood you could gouge his eye or cut his throat, he would kill you before he died. I would not even try an axe.

2007-07-13 06:36:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I am laughing so hard at the answers . This is too funny .
The pea one is great.
Maybe you could use what Hogan used on Nash "THE FINGER POKE OF DOOM"

2007-07-13 08:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by What 3 · 0 0

Pretty sure the answer would be you wouldn't unless the bear chokes on you when he is eating you!

2007-07-13 06:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by Chad K 7 · 5 0

employ the kiss of the dragon blow as seen in the movie with jet li... if this doesn't work... run quickly

2007-07-13 06:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by ogg08 5 · 1 0

bombs

2007-07-13 09:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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