Honey, does my butt look big in this dress? If a woman asks this, then she already knows that her butt looks big in every dress!
Honey, Do you know what I mean? No, and neither does anyone else on this planet!
Honey, I'm going to mothers for a while, would you like to go? Duhh...
Honey, Today is my day off, so I want to spend it alone, with the girls............... What?
Honey, I'm going out to feed the fish in the pond, do I just throw it in the water?.........* Husbands head drops* as he says, " No just set it down and they'll come out for it!"
Honey, Is it raining? *As husband comes in drenched from rolling up car windows*
Honey, (on cell phone) I'm done with the girls, should I just come home now?....... Well unless you have someplace else to be......
Honey, I just saw the biggest fish in the pond!..... Was he supposed to be in the yard?
Honey, (after waking me up ) Are you asleep?.... Not now!
Honey, will you still love me when I die?.... And my reply, "Your a head case, I knew it when I feel in love with you and I knew it when I married you. I will love you until the day that I die."
2007-07-13 07:29:19
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answered by pappysgotitgoinon 5
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Women are very mysterious and they not only know it, they love it! I read a book called "women are from Venus, men are from mars". One example i read has stuck with me fro years, Your driving somewhere and you get lost or can't find the place (guy is driving) The women says lets ask for directions. Now there is a problem, The man thinks, "I'm the man, I can take care of you" I will find the way". but the women is thinking. i like (or love) this guy and I want to help him." you see the paradox here? i love women, i know more about them then ever before and i find most of their reactions funny. Because I know them well. I'm still learning but they are truly beautiful creatures. I'm a Cancer (astrologically speaking) I can feel a womens feelings. It helps me a lot. Have a good day, Mark
2007-07-13 05:42:31
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answered by mark533789 3
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The thing we must remember in this discussion is that men & women are wired differently. They react to things entirely different. A lot of women don't understand why their husbands or mate hates those tear-jerker movies. Men generally don't like to show their emotions, and see no reason to go watch some sad movie, when life is hard enough.
Another thing. A man comes home from work. His wife is obviously upset about something, because the vibes and body language are unmistakeable. He asks her what's wrong. She says , " Nothing ! " Well, he says, then why are you so upset ? A lot of times she will say, " If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you. " I've discovered the reason she won't tell him what's wrong is because she doesn't know herself. She is being a woman, a high strung one, who, in that situation, just needs her husband to hold her & tell her he loves her. She just needs some reassurance and a little love.
2007-07-13 05:36:48
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answered by The Count 7
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Absolutely kills me when I ask, "Is something wrong" and I get the "You know perfectly well whats wrong". How does someone respond to that? "No I don't?" Well now ya just opened the Pandora box and there's no returning back once that opens.
So really the only thing to say is "Yes and I'm so sorry, please forgive me"
For what? Who the heck knows but I survived another argument. And yet I feel some how smaller. < ? >
Must go out with the fellows and drink large amount of beers and get my macho card back.
For the record... that never has worked either, but I keep trying just the same.
2007-07-13 05:42:36
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answered by betmexxx 2
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Because most men have been given a fair chance and they carry on with their fetish and what not against the will of the other person as if that fetish is more important than the feelings of the other person. It is not a good thing.
2016-05-21 13:48:38
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answered by erminia 3
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Men do not see like women, they do not feel like women and thank god they do not act like women, some of the answers make me laugh for instance if the count was as understanding and loving as he portrays he wouldnt have an ex LOL
2007-07-13 08:22:59
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answered by Anonymous
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I always feel that, secretly, there's something more going on in a man's head than he's letting on. I usually end up frustrated and disappointed after hours of nagging him (to get him to tell me what's on his mind), only to find out it was nothing at all... Such is life!
2007-07-13 05:45:01
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answered by FunnyValentine 2
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Men cannot answer a direct yes or no question. It's always, "Babe, ......" I just wanna hear yes or no.
Do not ever tell a woman she looks fine. It may sound perfectly reasonable to you, fine to a woman is you could have done better.
2007-07-13 05:36:50
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answered by lesmodee 2
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Why do women need to be told "I love you" 500 times a day. It drives me crazy when my wife says you've only told me once today that you love me.
2007-07-13 05:25:24
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answered by Anonymous
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What don't guys get about women???? a better question wuld be " What DO guys get about women"....
2007-07-13 05:23:21
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answered by Anonymous
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