Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly,a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's the hold up"?
Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going, car to car, taking up a donation.
The driver asks, " how much, on average, is everyone giving"?
About a gallon.
2007-07-13 04:28:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I'd have my siphon out in a flash, and donate TWO galllons!
2007-07-13 04:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Dave_Stark 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
HA HA that was awesome
2007-07-13 04:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is too funny! I hope someone doesn't report it!!!
2007-07-13 04:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You've made my day.
2007-07-13 04:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋