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Live life to the fullest, You only get one shot at it so make sure you aim strait, Because when your life is all over with and you are standing in front of St.Peter and he asks you if you have had any regrets.... You can confidently say NO! I did everything i set out to do in life.

2007-07-13 02:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Old folks? Old folks? So anyone older than you is OLD? And you're talking quarter centuries already?
Let me tell you something young lady, I can keep up with you any time. Well... some time. Well... maybe some time.
Okay, so you're seeking advice from the aged: Here goes:
(1) Don't do anything I wouldn't do... and if you do... don't name it after me.
(2) A sure fire way to prevent getting pregnant... sit down and keep your legs crossed.
(3) Don't do drugs. (No joke here. Just don't do drugs.)
(4) Stay away from guys who tell you you have "bedroom eyes." (You may have "pillows" and "mattress' " floating around in them, but, watch your step. Your guess as to what he's after.)
(5) That's enough jokes. Just be a COOL person and be good to your parents, okay!
(6) And have a great and Happy birthday. Watch your alcohol intake if you're planning to have a few.
(7) Just wondering: Do you feel a year older and a year wiser... or just a year older?
(8) That's really it this time, Steven

2007-07-13 03:09:23 · answer #2 · answered by steven5ball 6 · 0 0

Tell yourself that each tomorrow is going to be better than today. Make a list of things you want to achieve by the time you're 50. Basically, just get out there and enjoy life. Have a very happy birthday, tomorrow, and have a great life
ORLANDO...Hope you have a very happy birthday too

2007-07-13 02:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0 0

let me greet you first a happy quarter of a century day may you have three more quarters to come....
Ok my advice is enjoy life while it lasts there's so much time to die...keep it up and have fun

2007-07-13 02:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Happy birthday when it comes and may God continue to bless you.
Well, what you must do now is think about what you would like to happen in your life for the years ahead, not sure where you stand right now, so things that you dont have you now need to start think about becoming a better person, and ways how to accomplish them.good luck

2007-07-13 02:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by Destiny 4 · 0 0

Be good to your knees, you'll miss them when they are gone. ;)

That's from a commencement speech by Kurt Vonnegut. Look it up on the web. It's full of great advice.

2007-07-13 02:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by John M 7 · 0 0

Start investing in stocks. Hit the learning curve early.

2007-07-13 02:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by ninebadthings 7 · 0 0

Happy Birthday for tomorrow, it is also my birthday too!
Listen keenly to all advice given, but make your own own decisions.

2007-07-13 02:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

its been said that people spend the first 1/3rd of their life trying to gain weight, the 2nd 1/3rd of their life trying to loose weight, and the last 1/3rd of their life trying not to loose weight, So my advice is try not to gain weight.

Happy birthday.

2007-07-13 02:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

life is like a roll of toliet papper. The closer you are to the end, the faster it goes.

2007-07-13 02:48:35 · answer #10 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 0 0

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