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the alignment in my car is messed up & I'm taking it to the shop right now to have it fixed

2007-07-13 02:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by start 6-22-06 summer time Mom 6 · 2 0

4 times? Damn .. how did this happen ... umm let me c.

I guess u mean swerving - so id say I dropped a lit cigarette n I didnt want it 2 burn the carpet ... ?

Only thing is an excuse is an excuse - not an explanation.

2007-07-13 09:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Which one's the speedometer?

I know where you live....

Officer, I think I love you.

Hey! I have a badge just like that!

Can I borrow your outfit for a upcoming Halloween Party?

I swear, if you were on COPS, they'd cancel the show.

2007-07-13 09:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

a bee flew in the window and stung me 4 times

2007-07-13 09:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Having an asthma attack
Suddenly had blurred vision
bee flew around your face
couldn't stop sneezing

2007-07-13 09:33:30 · answer #5 · answered by Queen 5 · 1 0

Well, I am a celebrity, and you should not give me a ticket!!! Also we can make a video together if you don't give me a ticket!!

2007-07-13 09:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by xxfun2lovexx 7 · 0 1

Poor depth perception and glasses in for repair!

2007-07-13 09:20:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm late for a job interview, if you keep quiet about this, I'll give you my first salary.

2007-07-13 09:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by zea 3 · 0 1

ITS NOT ME. *points at the subaru in front and then speed away*

2007-07-13 09:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by twistedtattler 3 · 2 0

There is a bee in my car and I was trying to kill it.

2007-07-13 09:19:27 · answer #10 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1 0

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