It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Candidate A associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
(If you've heard this one before, then SHHHH...)
2007-07-13 01:57:33 · 8 answers · asked by redsquirrelpooka 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Some of you are clearly not paying attention to the other half of my question in your effort to show off your smarts.
Do NOT give the names; you'll ruin it for the people who don't know!
2007-07-13 02:39:25 · update #1
A. Winston Churchill
or
B. Teddy Roosevelt.
No chance on C -- Adolph Hitler
FYI, I never heard this before today so I'm not revealing some "secret."
2007-07-13 02:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by Bostonian In MO 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately not C, anyone who is a vegetarian, is too liberal and left for me. And vegitarians are very very evil. God made you omnivorous for a reason, and you can't be a good person. (Unless it is health reasons)
Probably neither A or B, but why was B kicked out of office? Being on drugs in college doesn't mean you are a bad person, although you shouldn't be drinking a quart of whiskey.
As for A, most politicians probably associate with politicians who are crooked, and having a mistress doesn't make you a bad person. I could care less if he smokes. Consulting with astrologists is weird, but again not a bad leader. My main problem is his drinking of 8-10 martinis a day.
2007-07-13 09:03:49 · answer #2 · answered by Angelus2007 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
On the surfacethe answer is clearly "C." But you can't fool me! Any vegatarian is clearly a pansy and would leave the world open for a Martian invasion. Martinis are classy, and if multiple women are always in love with him he must be a great guy. A"" it is! (B was close, but I prefer marlboros to opium).
2007-07-13 09:02:40 · answer #3 · answered by Some dude 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about D 1 what will lessen to the USA citizens that will close out borders, enforce our laws,Build the darn fence, Protect our country & citizens.Kick as= an take names.Do the job he's put in office for.That's what we need not a pretty wall flower that more concerned about popularty than protection.
2007-07-13 09:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by 45 auto 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A-FDR
B-Churchill
C-Hitler
I would vote for Winston Churchill any day of the week over any politician I have ever seen.
2007-07-13 09:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by Hoochie Coochie Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A
I don't know about Hitler or Churchill but none of these descriptions portray Teddy Roosevelt.
2007-07-13 09:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by BOOM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Candidate B was also a Manic depressive
2007-07-13 09:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like A could be Churchill while C could be Hitler.
2007-07-13 09:01:03 · answer #8 · answered by Patrick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋