One of the best I ever heard of was the beatnick whose stone read, "Don't dig me now, cats. This time I'm really gone!"
Personally, I do not want an epitaph because I don't want a grave. Just cremate and scatter! We don't generally erect a monument in front of a house after the tenant moves out, do we? That's how I see the "dead body" concept - a tempoirary dwelling place the resident has moved out of. I can't move back in and no one else is going to move in, either, so just demolish it!
2007-07-13 08:20:15
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answered by monarch butterfly 6
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He couldn't change the world, but he did change the world for us.
Hopefully, said by my wife's family who were once living way below the UN poverty in Indonesia, on less the US$1 a day, who now have a nice house & a small-holding to grow food and other cash crops; thus going from servitude under the local (western owned) plantation to self-sufficiency and living a relatively comfortable life.
2007-07-13 00:46:37
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answered by cafcnil 3
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Like Matt K i like 'I told you i was ill' (Spike Milligan has this on his)
mine would have to be "No Work For Me Tomorrow"
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"Some people were here to do great things, MrBatfink was here to make up the numbers"
2007-07-13 00:22:27
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answered by mrbatfink 3
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I worked to hard - loved and cheerished my children, partner and very close friends.
No failure - no regrets it was all a learning curve.
2007-07-13 00:23:30
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answered by bambam 3
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My school report when I was 12 said 'Honest When Cornered' i've always loved that..and thought it was quite apt.
2007-07-13 00:22:42
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answered by piscesgroove 3
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At last I can get some peace and quiet.
2007-07-13 00:22:37
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answered by livinfortheweekend 4
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I was never in a hurry and now I'm late.
2007-07-13 00:27:44
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answered by thomas m 5
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Don't judge me on what I did. Judge me on what I tried to do!
2007-07-13 00:21:02
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answered by Pauly 2
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Whew!
2007-07-13 00:18:14
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answered by shirleykins 7
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P1ss of debt collectors, you cant get me now!
2007-07-13 00:18:23
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answered by Anonymous
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