I need to know before I buy...
2007-07-12 17:09:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
loves life
classy,not trashy
stands up for what is right
consumer reports gives me all great marks!
2007-07-12 17:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The hard cold facts = you can't sue, we also will not be responsible, for any adverse effects, you might have to call someone to give you another unauthorized analogy,or possible treatments. We also are not funded or endorsed in any way by the Government, Therefore use at your own risk. This is not cure or in anyway, or a medicine, yet you may find that this may help you run, think, and walk better. Also you while your thinking, you might want to hurry, because the Government is after all our products. Because theirs don' t work as effectively, also please keep this a secret.
2007-07-13 01:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This product may contain ideas that will make you thin, jokes that will make you laugh, compliments that will make you feel good and insults that will make you blush. May cause irritation in annoying and ignorant people. Not recommended for blonds. Has a tenancy to make you feel special. Use as advised do not take more than the recommended dose.
2007-07-13 01:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by james_bond_88201 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DISCLAIMER- Is likely to run into things and bruises easily.
2007-07-13 00:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
<--- Guaranteed to provide sun worshippers with warmth, nurture, and Vitamin D. If thin-skinned or sun-sensitive, SPF 666 highly recommended.
2007-07-13 06:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by Helen the Hellion 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Cannot accept any diamond rings from you. The last two times I accepted a diamond ring from a man, I ended up pregnant"
2007-07-13 10:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CAUTION: Decidedly twisted sense of humor...not responsible for overly sensitive people taking needless offense.
2007-07-13 00:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by Red 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not responsible for any semblance of intelligence garnered through the use of this product.
2007-07-13 00:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Missing neuron 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
does not play well with others
2007-07-13 00:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by lost.amber 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Don't judge this book by it's cover!
2007-07-13 00:14:06 · answer #10 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋