and killed a spotted owl how many trees would be destroyed by Al Gore's book explaing the effects of global warming killing the tree
Bonus question did the spotted owl hear anything before its untimely death
2007-07-12 17:00:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
1) 5,456,874,951,852
2) Yes, but other owls wouldn't give a hoot.
2007-07-12 17:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Al Gore's exploitive tome on a timely disaster such as you describe would consist of at least one dead tree for every volume.
As to the second part of your question, yes, the poor spotted owl heard the crackling of wood but thinking that the tree could not possibly truly fall, stubbornly chose not to fly away and resultantly, experienced a series of hard knocks before what equated to its suicide fall to death.
I believe this to be the true reason Gore relates so well to the poor spotted owls. He has experienced the sound of failure, denied it, and likewise, put himself through a series of hard knocks prior to his own political suicide in 2000.
Some of us, presidential candidates and spotted owls alike just never learn when to gracefully fly away.
2007-07-13 06:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a trick question. Everybody knows that the spotted owl was killed by global warming and not the tree.
Semper Fi.
2007-07-13 00:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ron S 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
63 trees to write the new and improved global warming manifesto, PETA is up in arms over the owls death, so is green peace. Sharpton and Jackson will have a funeral for the owl, and it will all be Bush's fault.
2007-07-13 00:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
all the trees with in sight would meet an untimely death for al's book, and i think the real question here is " did the tree hugger get hurt"
2007-07-13 00:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by shut up dummy 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
it wouldn't matter. al would buy some carbon credits from some imaginary carbon credit bank and call it even....
and yes, the owl heard the brains being sucked out of the american public by al's book...
2007-07-13 00:05:26 · answer #6 · answered by scully71500 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If this happens every day and Americans watch a sitcom istead of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4I0hGu2AEw&mode=related&search=
does it mean it never happened?
2007-07-13 00:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. 5,000 acres
2. Probably not
2007-07-13 00:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by James 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i couldn't for the life of me understand your question. i'll come back to it when i'm done clubbing seals.
2007-07-13 00:04:31 · answer #9 · answered by DeceptiConservative 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-07-13 00:03:37 · answer #10 · answered by kaisergirl 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋