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pick up the phone???? i am calling you :)


give me some funny, but not rude answers thank you

2007-07-12 16:30:19 · 35 answers · asked by ♥Angel♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

35 answers

Lil goon was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another after the 6th 1 a man on the bench across from him said son u know eating all that candy isn't good for u it will give u acne, rot Ur teeth and make u fat Lil goon said my grandaddy lived to 107 years old oh the man said did Ur grandaddy eat 6 candy bars at a time no Lil goon said he mind his own ******* business

2007-07-13 07:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can't talk to you now, can't you see that I'm busy??!!! On top of that, the dog knocked the lamp over, someone's knocking at the door, and the microwave just buzzed. Oh, I know how to handle it! I'll ask on Y/A how to multitask. Someone will know how to deal with this. Better be careful what catagory I post it in. Last time this happened, it went in the R/S catagory, and when I answered the door it was Jehova's Witnesses. At least they didn't tell me I was going to H-E-double hockey sticks for not buying into their religion.

2007-07-12 16:49:50 · answer #2 · answered by Dennis B 5 · 0 0

why are you calling me.. i was calling you. but all i got was a busy noise.. hang up so i can call you.. hello hello.. no your not there.. is what i hear the dog.. what a sweet bow wow she makes. well i will catch you on the flip flop i have to put the hammer down. watch my back door for any bear out thee.. 10-4

2007-07-12 16:37:19 · answer #3 · answered by jackie 4 · 2 0

Sorry babe...I am stuck with dial-up so my phone is always busy! Try my cell next time...it is always on! I will make a special ♥Angel♥ is calling ring tone so I will know it's you and never miss your call again...OK...ole buddy - ole pal?!! lol ;o)

2007-07-12 16:41:07 · answer #4 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 0 0

dotn have a joke thats isnt rude, at least the ones u can even figure out!

have u heard the one about thethingy with the thingy that impersonated a rock but wasnt one but the girl didnt really know what it was so she started to bite and suck and lick it to try to get to the bottom of what it was???

*need to figure out what the rock impersonater is

2007-07-12 16:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0 2

I shot my phone when my boss called, so sorry. I was looking forward to chatting with you too, darn!

2007-07-12 16:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by Spark of Insanity 7 · 1 0

because i lost my mouth & what good would it be to pick up the phone when i can't talk?

2007-07-12 16:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by *Casey * 6 · 1 0

I dont have a phone

2007-07-12 16:34:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because I am playing dance dance revolution against the phone! aaaahhh, no! the phone is winning!

2007-07-12 16:35:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry you woke me up i got scared and threw it out the window.

2007-07-12 16:33:08 · answer #10 · answered by plasmajosh 4 · 4 0

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