2007-07-12 13:46:32 · 52 answers · asked by tedward the dead turtle 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll hire you!!! I'll even set up a 4N1K for you. Why are you looking for work? you're 81 years old
2007-07-13 02:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by maxjay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try getting a job with the US government you look like their type and no matter what you do wrong it's not like you will ever get fired.The department of motor vehicles could also be a good choice for you, your personality appears perfect. If that does not work out try the freak show but you might have to learn how to bite the heads off a few chickens and the pension is not near as good as government work.
2007-07-12 13:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to monster.com, someone's bound to hire you from there, even if you are the lord of evil.
PS: What do you do if you have to sneeze? Because you don't have a nose, so it's like impossible.
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2007-07-12 13:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, remember that time back in the 10th grade we all got really drunk at that party and decided to go streaking across the old folks retirement home lawn? well...thats still kinda on our record. i have the same problem with the job thing, be like me, and becoming a cross dressing prostitue :)
2007-07-12 13:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by rachel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. You are hired. Seeing as I don't have a job either, you will be paid in doughnuts. Do we strike an accord?
2007-07-12 13:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make sure your resume is written properly. Make sure the places you are applying for are recruiting people. And if you manage to get a interview, make sure you are answering the questions well and be polite.
2007-07-12 13:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by AnswerGirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I don't know? You look like you'd be great at working in a nursing home, or perhaps be the entertainer at a children's birthday party!
2007-07-12 13:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by catherine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It could be that attitude of yours, hell bent on destroying good and leading to Evil Rule! Think? Nana
2007-07-12 13:49:45 · answer #8 · answered by nanawnuts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's probably your looks, your abilities or you personality. Work on these and you'll get a job.
2007-07-12 13:50:55 · answer #9 · answered by Tex S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they're a little bit frightened that you're going to do something really awful to them. Ya know...like killing them and then coming after their children?
2007-07-12 13:48:28 · answer #10 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋