Do you have a weird, creepy uncle that does and says stuff you'll never forget? Tell us about it.?

Question

Everyone has one of these guys in their extended family. They kind of speak for themselves.

Answer 1

my uncle Robert thinks hes Josie wales.he wears a cowboy hat and is always drinking and getting stoned. every family function turns into karaoke started by him! the last Halloween party he was a werewolf and he got on the floor and "transformed" into it . he was running through the woods for hours after that. we just accept him.

Answer 2

No. All my uncles were real gentlemen. But when I was a kid, my neighbor used to ask me round for Sunday tea. I don't think she liked her own kids! Her brother-in-law used to live with the family and he was really creepy. He never spoke, just stared. I was expected to call him "uncle", but I wouldn't. Years later we found out that "uncle" and my neighbor's husband were pedos and had molested some of the kids in the family. I wondered why they went mad when I stopped going for tea. Seems like I was being "groomed"

Answer 3

Yes, he's a raging alcoholic that likes to say stuff at the most inappropriate times. Most of the family is creeped out by him, but I think he has impeccable timing. Once a cousin of mine, around 14 walked up to him and started talking and he interrupted her by saying, "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" I was dying of laughter. He also would ask his daughter's friend something that i might get reported for on here if I type it... If the curiosity gets you, hit me up on 360.

Answer 4

Haha no yet while time i became into conversing to 3 of my acquaintances and then those style of like 40ish previous human beings get on and it became into weirdd. yet yeahh Lol. Thats why you block scaryy human beings like that. and that i wanna see the chats lol.

Answer 5

No, that would be my grandma...She cuesses, shes crazy like a 20 year old, she drives a humer, and her idol is dog the bounty hunter...

Answer 6

no i have no uncles at all