You would be impressed with what I have done with my frontal lobe. The makeover has been well worth the money. It has really given my brain a new look. I had my cerebral cortex waxed, and it really shines. Even my reptilian brain slilthers with a new jauntiness. I had my left and right hemispheres remodeled in art deco. My cerebral decorator, Sarah Bellum, has worked wonders. She has given my corpus callosum all of the right connections. My temporal lobe has been augmented. I have to wear a larger hat now. If you've got it flaunt it. My hats fit tighter now and just drives those MENSA babes crazy. My medulla has been given a more inviting look with warm earth tones accented in a frothy springtime lavendar shade that practically shouts out fun and whimsy. It has given me a whole new way of looking at things. I heartily recommend the people who did my makeover. People with half a brain get a reduction and pay less.
2007-07-13 04:20:04
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answered by Anonymous
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Most poeple would rather hear someone say "Your beautiful" rather than "You're pretty smart." People forget sometimes that appearance isn't the only thing that matters, you've got to have brains too. I personally would much rather be smart than beautiful, because it would help me in life. I'm not saying I would want to be butt ugly, but now a days, being smart isn't cool. Most of the time, if you're really smart, you're classified as a nerd. . I think everyone can be handsome/beautiful and smart.
2007-07-12 12:25:34
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answered by kendraaaaa!(: 2
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its very heard to conform your brain into believing something that the entire society is double standard about. I mean they say that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and that every one is beautiful yet still a fat girl cannot be a model. Until we accept the obvious we will always have a problem where physical features are concerned. Every society have their own standard and that's that.
Its only a pitty we could not see into some people brain. the amount of ugliness would literally kill you.
2007-07-12 12:26:59
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answered by Guess Who? 2
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If the world did that, several things would happen...
1. The world would become a better place, with fewer misundertandings and likely a lower divorce rate.
2. The Entertainment Industry would crash, with shows such as America's Next Top Trollop going the way of the Botox injection.
3. Speaking of Botox, the medical industry would likely crumble as well, what with thousands of plastic surgeons going out of work.
I am right along with you, and I think we need to spearhead this movment! Viva La cerebellum!!!
2007-07-12 12:23:47
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answered by devilishlyclever™ 6
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Unfortunate to some, but we live in a society that goes by face value. people can see faces but do not see brains. This is probably the reason why we dont moan all the time about how we think but how we look.
2007-07-13 04:57:20
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answered by Anonymous
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They first complain about my brains because of my questions and then complain about my looks because it looks like something.
2007-07-12 13:22:18
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answered by ? 5
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Beacuse it is acceptable to be stupid in today's society.
You have empty suits in government whose main goal is to make sure no one is offended by passing "hate crime" legislation. ALL crimes are hate crimes. Stupid people need to be offended, or else they'll never know they're stupid.
You have able bodied people on welfare. The perfect example: you have illegal aliens rebuildin New Orleans while the Katrina opportunists are soliciting Houston, Texas and leeching off the government.
You have public school systems passing stupid children so that they don't offend them or their parents. Many of them shouldn't be in the system because they are ILLEGAL ALIENS and do not even speak English. Teachers cannot grade schoolwork with red ink because it is now considered too "harsh". Many "teachers" are stupid as well, and should not be teaching.
In today's society, ignorance is bliss. That's why you hear ridiculous statements and phases such as "keepin it real". Instead of setting standards, they're dumbing everything down for the idiots. Today's high school diploma is the equivalent of toilet paper. Political correctness has got to go, or we'll be third world before you know it.
Let's not forget the psychologists and doctors pumping everyone full of perscription drugs. Drugs for depression, drugs to make you sleep, drugs to wake you up, drugs for erections..... Where does it end? Many people on perscribed drugs shouldn't be on them. Most children are on ritalin simply because they were acting like children, and some idiot teacher "thought" there was a problem. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold (Columbine) were on ritalin.
I'm comfortable with myself physically, and do not have a bit of plasic on me. Mentally, I am constantly agitated because I'm constantly surrounded by idiots and lemmings.
2007-07-12 13:19:22
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answered by Lord Vader 3
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Great question. We all have a view of perfection we think will make us Happy-accepted-much loved-desirable etc. If we use this measurement of ourselves excessively, perhaps we should start complaining about our brain....
A wise person once told me, "no matter how good they look, someone-somewhere is tired of their s***"
2007-07-12 13:04:40
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answered by Crow 1
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Looks are what we see so it is aparent if we have a problem or not or if we look..Brains on the other hand are less easily evaluated buy the person themself as intelect is not aparent just buy looking. Also most people thing that intelect is less changeable there fore they tend to accept what they presently have in that area.. Tom
2007-07-12 18:18:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Suck down on a shaved ice to fast and you will always hear a person yell BRAIN FREEZE.
2007-07-12 19:22:34
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answered by LORD Z 7
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