im bored.entertain me?please?
2007-07-12 04:46:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Talk to meh...haha
2007-07-12 06:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by bluedevil1642 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a joke:
A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer
2007-07-12 11:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hop on and let me take ya for a ride across these plains and show you a part of America you haven't seen in awhile.
2007-07-12 11:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yoooooooooooo?
2007-07-12 11:50:04 · answer #4 · answered by skylo0406 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure do what I just did click on Respect_women face and follow his easy to answer questions. All are no brainers and you get 2 points for every one you answer!
2007-07-12 13:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Teresa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok come on over and ill entertain you all day long.
2007-07-12 11:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by prince charming 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whaaaa?
2007-07-12 11:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by Smelly Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.bored.com
2007-07-12 11:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by Maria 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋