Q: What do you call a feminist with a degree in biology?
A: A social construct.
Q: What do the Yeti and a smart feminist have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them but you never see any.
Star me plz.
2007-07-12 04:32:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Ecogeek. I made the first joke myself. The 2nd one I replaced 'blonde' with 'feminist'. Go make fun of masculinists instead and make you're own jokes while you're at it.
2007-07-12 06:18:05 · update #1
Answer to #1 - a material atheist, since feminism has its basis in Marxism.
Answer to #2 - someone who is extremely knowledgeable and intelligent - however, her growth in humility did not keep pace with her growth in knowledge and experience, which would present major problems for those whom she interacts with - the reason why many young people are open, honest, modest, and caring, whereas many older people are cantankerous, demanding, controlling, oppressive, trying to show the younger person how much more superior and capable they are, is because they have advanced much in experience and capability, while humility has remained at the infantile state - humility is many things, but the most succinct definition of humility is that it is truth - the humble man or woman, because he or she may be more capable, experienced, and knowledgeable than another person, does not see him or herself as a superior person to that other (superior in skills, yes, but not superior as a human being with entitlements and rights that the other does not have, so the other is treated as an equal and as having equal dignity, as any authority used or knowledge conferred is done with utmost respect for the other's sensibilities and dignity - but the one who has superior skills, who lacks humility, treats the other in a superior condescending manner).
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2007-07-12 04:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 8⤋
I assume this is all in fun so here are a few men jokes I find amusing…
Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? A: At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A: In the pages of a fiction novel.
Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract
Sorry to anyone who may have been insulted.
2007-07-12 06:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 6⤊ 3⤋
"If a man is alone in the woods, and he says something, but there is no woman around to criticize him, is he still wrong?"
I love this! I've been married for eight years and I haven't been right yet.
2007-07-12 11:45:05 · answer #3 · answered by Zenchuck 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Booooooooooooooooooo
2007-07-12 04:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by Done 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I was going to say a bio-femist then I saw your answer.
Sure here's a star. Well done.
2007-07-12 12:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Laela (Layla) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
- Q: When is a feminist, not a feminist?
A: When the lifeboats are lowered.
- Feminist Philiosophy Question:
If a man is alone in the woods, and he says something, but there is no woman around to criticize him, is he still wrong?
- Finding a woman who is not a Feminist:
A younger man is sitting next to an older gentleman on the subway. They start to talk. The younger man asks for advice. He says, "I just want to search for a woman who is not a b itch". The older man says, "Son, you'll be searching for a long time."
Sorry, I just had to join in :P
2007-07-12 05:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 6⤋
Q: what is the point of the jokes about feminists?
A: You are trying to be noticed by feminists.
Mission accomplished. I have noticed you. But no stars, sorry. You have yet to impress me
canx: What is this rant about humility all about? I don't hear anyone calling black people arrogant and superior for asking for equality but for some reason in your mind, women are arrogant and superior for asking for equality. You sound like some feminist has hurt you in the past by being arrogant and having a superiority complex. Obviously that is not what feminism is about and to suggest that females wanting equal rights is having a superiority complex is not only absurb it makes you sexist because the implication is that we should be happy being very smart house wives and servants to men without complaining
2007-07-12 05:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by uz 5 · 4⤊ 8⤋
Meh, must've woken on the wrong side of the bed this morning, sorry, not funny.
2007-07-12 12:11:45 · answer #8 · answered by Shivers 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, they aren't funny. Find funnier feminist jokes.
2007-07-12 06:18:11 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Q: What do you call a feminist with a degree in biology?
A: Dr.!
2007-07-12 06:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by runningman022003 7 · 6⤊ 5⤋