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or just use one that you may remember from yours.

2007-07-12 04:08:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

mmm I cant remember one :( maybe because everytime I see onee... I remember what my cousin says... add to the end of the sentence... the words "In bed"... and its completly funny... I laughh so much That I forget... ughh!!... but seriously I know a lot of ppl do that... haa

2007-07-19 23:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♥becauseisme♥ 5 · 0 0

Can't think of one of my own. I always like the photo of a fortune cookie saying That wasn't chicken.

2007-07-20 09:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by Victoria. 6 · 0 0

A journey of 1,000 miles begins with 1 step...man, they just don't make smart fortune cookie quotes like they used to

2007-07-20 10:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by Jubilee U 1 · 0 0

You're fortune is in the next cookie

2007-07-12 11:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

my fortune cookie from yesterday said 'your lover will never wish to leave you.'
I'm not sure if that is a promise or a threat....

2007-07-19 23:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by goddesshonibea 4 · 1 0

Two come to mind...Live life like a fried egg - with your sunny side up...& Ignore all previous fortunes...

2007-07-12 11:17:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anglcake 5 · 2 0

someone loves you!!!!! :D

one time i got one that said





you will get a fortune cookie






and another one

that said




book lovers never go to bed alone

2007-07-20 03:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Confucious Says: Beware: Man with itchy butt will have smelly fingers.

2007-07-19 18:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by Lyndsey H 3 · 1 0

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS LOUDEST?

ME AND MY FRIENDS WILL ALWAYS READ THE FORTUNE COOKIE OUT LOUD THEN ADD "IN BED" AT THE IN , ITS ALWAYS SO FUNNY TO DO THAT. BE WISE, BE KIND, BE PRODUTIVE. LISHA.

2007-07-20 10:53:02 · answer #9 · answered by southern chick 2 · 0 0

Those were the days of our lives!

2007-07-12 16:51:21 · answer #10 · answered by fletchfredarnie 4 · 1 0

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