mmm I cant remember one :( maybe because everytime I see onee... I remember what my cousin says... add to the end of the sentence... the words "In bed"... and its completly funny... I laughh so much That I forget... ughh!!... but seriously I know a lot of ppl do that... haa
2007-07-19 23:57:36
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answered by ♥becauseisme♥ 5
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Can't think of one of my own. I always like the photo of a fortune cookie saying That wasn't chicken.
2007-07-20 09:06:36
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answered by Victoria. 6
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A journey of 1,000 miles begins with 1 step...man, they just don't make smart fortune cookie quotes like they used to
2007-07-20 10:36:04
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answered by Jubilee U 1
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You're fortune is in the next cookie
2007-07-12 11:11:53
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answered by Anonymous
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my fortune cookie from yesterday said 'your lover will never wish to leave you.'
I'm not sure if that is a promise or a threat....
2007-07-19 23:17:55
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answered by goddesshonibea 4
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Two come to mind...Live life like a fried egg - with your sunny side up...& Ignore all previous fortunes...
2007-07-12 11:17:58
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answered by Anglcake 5
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someone loves you!!!!! :D
one time i got one that said
you will get a fortune cookie
and another one
that said
book lovers never go to bed alone
2007-07-20 03:40:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Confucious Says: Beware: Man with itchy butt will have smelly fingers.
2007-07-19 18:30:42
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answered by Lyndsey H 3
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HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS LOUDEST?
ME AND MY FRIENDS WILL ALWAYS READ THE FORTUNE COOKIE OUT LOUD THEN ADD "IN BED" AT THE IN , ITS ALWAYS SO FUNNY TO DO THAT. BE WISE, BE KIND, BE PRODUTIVE. LISHA.
2007-07-20 10:53:02
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answered by southern chick 2
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Those were the days of our lives!
2007-07-12 16:51:21
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answered by fletchfredarnie 4
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