What would you change of you had godlike powers? (apart from the obvious things like "the abililty to fly")
2007-07-12 04:08:07 · 37 answers · asked by zoeksalamander 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Women are not fitted with the "rationality chip".
2007-07-12 04:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jack 4 · 2⤊ 6⤋
I've thought about this question before. I think that the female body is an absolute mess - inside, not out of course. Whose idea was it to make us have periods? Who benefits? We bleed and feel sick for 5 days out of the month, then, we get two weeks (if we're lucky) where we feel OK. Then, ovulation begins again, bringing with it sore boobs (sore boobs = less sex), then lethargy (lethargy = less sex), and then PMT (PMT = less sex), and then the whole damned thing starts again. Seriously, what is the purpose of it? Surely there's a nicer, less painful, messy and downright irritating way of getting rid of these eggs when they're not being fertilised?
It's not even like it's just women who suffer. It's men too, and we all know this. They don't know how to cope with a woman who's in floods of tears because they've put one sugar in the tea instead of two. We just need to revise the whole female reproductive system - it's such a horrific design.
2007-07-12 04:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by tilly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hope this does it!!!
A design engineer, of the BMW Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you ' ve been such a good man and your vehicles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven".
The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the Throne Room,and introduced him to God. He then asked God, "Hey, aren 't you the inventor of woman?"God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.
(1) There' s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
(2) It chatters constantly at high speeds.
(3) Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
(4) The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally,
(5) The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on."God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
2007-07-12 04:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The major design flaw is sentimentality. A lot of harm and evil is done on a personal level (crimes of passion, emotional blackmail) and on a global level (in wars, patriotic sentiment and faith alliance is normally invoked to boost enthusiasm in the rank and file cannon fodder.) because of our emotional tendencies.
If I were awarded the power to change anything, I would turn down the volume on feelings and up the logic circuits a few notches.
2007-07-12 04:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmm.... would that be nature v nuture? Nature the need to blow the nose; great if this did not have to happen then I would not have watch men picking their noses in the car.
Nuture: that we women did not molly coddle our boys so much when they are little. So that when they meet a lass she will not eventually be made a door mat for the boy who still clings to his mothers apron strings..
2007-07-12 04:14:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrogance
2007-07-12 04:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by Primordial Soup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That some of the species believe in a higher being.
Period pains. Wow, that put ME off having kids straight away.
Backache, and the inability for the species to do anything about it except lie about and moan (I am guilty of this!).
2007-07-12 04:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would definitely move testicles to behind the breast plate...
...It is the only true way to identify that God is a woman (well that and the evil streak) - No man would put the crown jewel's in such a compromised position.
2007-07-12 04:26:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Selfishness!
2007-07-12 04:14:57 · answer #9 · answered by Happymissus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the ability to generate new organs when the old ones break down / stop working. it would save a fortune in NHS funding, and there'd be no need for donor lists !
2007-07-12 04:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Men and ugly feet, never met a man with a pretty pair yet!
2007-07-12 04:10:26 · answer #11 · answered by sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋