Other Leaders have their minions.. What, am I not handsome and charismatic enough for you? Are my gifts to you in exchange for your loyalty too small of an offering? What is it? It has been a day and I am up to 3 club members... OK, tell you what, I will also throw in a Genuine Time Machine. Yes, Fauxfluffin™ 2200 Brand time machine/towel rack is yours if you are one of the first 1,000,000 new recruits.. So what do you say?
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2007-07-12 03:52:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
TYler Durden... Darn right! I bought it as a separate attachement and attached with green putty.
2007-07-12 05:00:58 · update #1
C'mon Ryko... You want the nice squirrel? You put the nice letters behind your name, yes?
2007-07-12 05:01:41 · update #2
smellyfoot™... Your pigtails are so damn cute! You can have your choice of any 2 virtu-beavers on the pasture... Have to warn you, they are just like virtu-rabbits.
2007-07-12 05:03:39 · update #3
Welcome Crappo™... Just in time. I am running out of "TMs"
2007-07-12 06:27:44 · update #4
Kurt H™... This your best poem yet! Keep writing :)
2007-07-12 07:49:50 · update #5
Todd... Put the pretty little letters on and then we will discuss your see-through meat helmet with eyes™
2007-07-12 07:51:19 · update #6
Baroness and Dark Prince... We are all waiting for you to trademark your souls.. Do you want your free stuff or not?
2007-07-12 07:54:20 · update #7
Cha-cha-cha... Apparently you are better than everyone here... Put the TM behind your name and take your (literally) stinking prizes. Ya holding up the minion line.
2007-07-12 08:01:07 · update #8
I have a dream that one day handmaidens may also qualify for minion-hood. Simpering simians and scatological stooges, this is discrimination, pure and simple! I am shocked . . . shocked, I say. Is the suffragette movement dead? Has the Gibson Girl gone out of style? What is happening to the world, when you can be a minion just because you're a wanker? We can't all be wankers, you know.
As for your oh-so-grand housewarming gift, you might have mentioned that the "genuine" (read cubic zirconium) 'Fo Fluffin 2200 is banned in the U.S. in 53 states (just to be sure). Moreover, as you know, handmaidens already have a time machine (it grinds peppercorns too), right there next to the parsley and sage on the spice rack. How typical, selecting a kitchen and bath implement as a prize for your million minions. Bed, bath, and beyond. Yeah, whoop-dee-doo and yahoo too, show me what's beyond a bed and a bath and I will show you a well baked fig newton. Kitchen implements: Symbols of centuries of handmaiden oppression. I think I'll go smash some crockery now. Don't try to stop me.
2007-07-12 05:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I just dont know Stooge, occasionally, rarely, in clinical practice one encounters a patient who has a persistent fish odor. Apparently William Shakespeare encountered such a person, for in “The Tempest” he writes "What have we here? A man or a fish? Dead or alive? He smells like a fish; a very ancient and fish-like smell . . ." Shakespeare's description of the socially rejected island dweller, Caliban, aptly demonstrates that people have long been aware of a particularly offensive smell. And giving things away doesn't further your cause,..... uh is that towelrack the heated kind that came only with the model Fauxfluffin 2300 GX?
Penfold go eat your heart out.
2007-07-12 11:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why? It is because when you advertised in the newspapers and on posters you put Onions not Minions.
People think you are making hamburgers and need something to put on it.
Besides I already have a time machine. The Rolonginex ⢠5000 time machine/oven mitt.
2007-07-12 12:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's a thyme machine!
you sent me a THYME machine!
this is the last straw.
handmaidens to be sure!
I signed up to be a minion and now apparently I'm supposed to cook for ultrastooge. the thyme machine was addressed to me after all, and not the wife....
crappo's probably right, should have been minnow instead.
freakin fauxstooge.... that's what I am!
2007-07-12 14:46:11 · answer #4 · answered by Kurt H™ FC Steaua Bucureşti 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is still early to harvest minions. I like them sauteed with butter. My favorites are Red, White, Yellow and Walla Walla.
2007-07-12 11:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Crappo is amused. Ultrastool spelt minnows wrong. Even Crappo can spell better than Ultrastool!
2007-07-12 13:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by Crappo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Minion schminion, where's the buffet.
2007-07-12 17:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by Duncan w ™ ® 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if thou wishest thy minions to gather
make thee a speech such as the saint crispin one made by henry... well...by will in henry's name and see those minions rushing to the breach.
2007-07-12 19:16:47 · answer #8 · answered by joe the man 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's all about the dental plan.
Oh, and could it hurt you to provide shiny see-through helmets.
2007-07-12 11:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by Todd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll need a lawyerâ¢
and I am a Filet mignion,
and that ain't bad
2007-07-12 15:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋