wife is fartin every seconds and she blame it on me, now kids get infected by fartin deases , kids now fartin none stop and wife blame it on me i don't know what to do, should i file for a divoice because she is not ready to control the way she farts
2007-07-12 02:29:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Dude,
Step away from the crack pipe. Big f*****n deal your wife farts! Guess what mofo my wife farts too! Ya know sometimes we just fart and laugh. What's your reason for writing this question again? I mean if you want to divorce her then just do it, but please don't blame it on her passing gas, grow up and find something real to complain about.
2007-07-12 03:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by g_brown1975 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Farting is healthy. It's putting out dirt from the body just like sweating or stool movement or urinating. Have her checked up to control the cause of too much farting though.
A sound farting, meaning one that has sounds is not that bad as compared to one that's silent. The former may irritate the ears but you can still control yourself while the latter can irritate the nose and well, your control can be outrageous.
Try to take it in good stride. I've never seen any incidents that can elicit outrageous reactions than when one farts even in serious occassions like in church. The reaction can last the whole service at least. It can even bring the whole church down, especially if the pastor heard it or smelled it. If that happens, then go ask that pastor if it's a good reason to divorce. Most likely he won't be able to put out a word coz he'd be laughing the whole time.
2007-07-12 10:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by wind m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every person farts an average of 18 times a day. She's just fortunate enough to have more than the average. Get over it.
2007-07-12 09:34:40 · answer #3 · answered by ziggyzp77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have got to be Kidding!! You would divorce your wife because she farts? You are suppose to pass gas several times a day, it is healthy for you. If you don't maybe you should go get checked to make sure you don't have anything wrong with you. Are you sure you love your wife, or is this an excuse to get away?
2007-07-12 09:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by LIPPIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go with what Boggs said. The dutch oven works great. My girlfriend begs for the oven at least twice a week.
2007-07-12 11:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by tour0817 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know its hard to accept at the age of 9 but mommas do fart, and it is funny, but not as funny as you think it is. Its a natural occurance.
2007-07-12 09:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat some chili and give her a Dutch Oven tonight.
2007-07-12 09:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by The Lorax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put laxetives in her foods , so every time she drops one she messes herself , she will learn a bit of control after a few times of that.
2007-07-12 12:11:10 · answer #8 · answered by I♥U 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart back like a man!
2007-07-12 09:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by floridagirl1261 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, learn to blow back like a real man and stop you're girlish whining.
2007-07-12 09:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by betmexxx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋