"Haven't we met before"?
"If i could see you naked, i'd die happy"
" Is this seat empty"?
"Your Place or Mine"?
10 points for the funniest comebacks!
2007-07-12 02:22:17 · 48 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Haven't we met before?" - "Yes, I treated you at the infectious disease clinic last month"
"If I could see you naked I'd die happy" - "It's almost worth it!"
"Is this seat empty" - "Yes, I like it that way"
"Your place or mine" - "Mine, but you wont be coming anywhere near it!"
2007-07-12 02:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by pirate_princess 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
"Haven't we met before"?
- Yes! In you dreams!
"If i could see you naked, i'd die happy"
- Good luck to you for you will have a very long life ahead of you.
" Is this seat empty"?
- No! Cant you see my imaginary friend?
"Your Place or Mine"?
- Both! you go ur place and I go mine.
2007-07-12 02:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't we met before"? i would remember an ugly face like that
"If i could see you naked, i'd die happy" if i could see you naked id die with laughter
" Is this seat empty"? yes but its reserved for good looking people
"Your Place or Mine"? mine but not with you
10 points for the funniest comebacks!
2007-07-12 02:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by jonny b 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Haven't we met before"?....Yea, i'll go home with you if you can Remeber my name!!
"If i could see you naked, i'd die happy"....Well if i saw you naked, i would just die.
" Is this seat empty"?... No my imaginary friend is sitting there.
"Your Place or Mine"?... How about your MOM's
10 points for the funniest comebacks!
2007-07-12 02:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haven't we met before? - Yes, I think we have... I told you to get lost, remember?
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy - Can't you just die now?
Is this seat empty? - No, Mr Invisible is sat there
Your place or mine? - Tell you what. You go home, and I'll go home.
2007-07-12 02:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by Poppy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Haven't we met before"?
no we havent and my names shirley you twonk
"If i could see you naked, i'd die happy"
if you could see me naked you would indeed die - have you met my boyf?
" Is this seat empty"?
well yes it looks like it has much in common with your head
"Your Place or Mine"?
sorry im allergic to fish
10 points for the funniest comebacks!
2007-07-12 02:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Haven't we met before"?
Yeah in your dreams and my nightmares !!
"If i could see you naked, i'd die happy"
i'd rather see your friend naked . your not my type !
" Is this seat empty"?
Yes its empty..but if you sit there this one will be too !
"Your Place or Mine"?
I will go to mine and you to your's ..cause snakes always crawl back to their pits !
2007-07-12 03:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by Autism's Beautiful Face 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't we met before? No, I'd remember somebody so lame.
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Why wait? Die now!
Is this seat empty? No, my pride and haughtyness is in it.
Your place or mine? Wherever. Makes no odds to me where I reject you and humiliate you!
2007-07-12 02:26:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"haven't we met before"? response "uh...no, and since we just met here you won't see me ever again"
"if i could see you naked, i'd die happy" response "how about i just imagine that you're already dead"?
"is this seat empty" response "sure"! they sit down you hop up and find another spot
"your place or mine"? response "WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE"? point away from the door and book it!!!
AE
2007-07-12 02:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What worries me is that I have never seen you naked but I will still die happy.....
"Havn`t we met before?" "I`m sorry I have never been to the council dump"
"If I could see you naked I would die happy" "If you saw me naked you would die with a complex"
"Your place or mine?" "Mine as a cardboard box under the flyover doesn`t sound that appealing"
"Is this seat empty" "No my imaginary friend is sitting on it"
2007-07-12 02:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋