2007-07-12 01:22:55 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
probly got padding
2007-07-12 01:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by Lucy M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
for two reasons:
1. The rules of quiditch (passage 4 verse 9) state that for comfort and optimum steering a player must sit on on the broom handle with the broom resting "in your ar5e groove- from tail bone to perinium.~ without exemption" so the broom wouldnt touch a players testes.
2. Magician dont have testicles.
It is this fact that results in magicians having no sex drive and therefore turning to imagination and falicy to pretend that they somehow exhibit supernatural powers.
in answer to your next question magicians dont mate, an owl delivers babys to wannabe mums and dads, probably pluicked from a battlefield in whereever that lord of the rings is set. This only takes place on thursdays.
2007-07-12 01:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by matthew.armstrong 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
properly no no longer in all possibility, as a results of fact in previous Witch and Wizard memories, the witches often have brooms. yet interior the Sabrina the Teenage Witch comedian/sketch, Sabrina and her Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda used to experience a vaccuum, Haha!
2016-11-09 02:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a tremendous grasp of the English language. I'm surprised you have time to ask a question. Having a break between international phone conferences or is it just a quiet day at the UN?
Get a job!
2007-07-12 01:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by Rose 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He simply chants this magic spell...
Oh, broom down there beneath my navel
After baby powder and witches hazel
No more will my charms itch and swell
With my funky jocky's, and this magic spell...
(works everytime)
2007-07-12 01:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because he is not really flying around on the broom.
2007-07-12 01:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Omg I always wondered about that too....
I think he puts a spell on his balls so he does not feel the pain xD
2007-07-12 01:36:40 · answer #7 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It probably is the same as riding a horse and anyway remember its a film.
2007-07-12 01:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by Benji 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't mean to spoil your delusions, but he can't really fly ! He's really an actor, only real witches and wizards can fly, and they ride side saddle !
2007-07-12 01:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by ALLEN B 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Becasue he tapes them on each side of his leg. Its only when the slides off that it hurts!
2007-07-12 02:49:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he has padding or maybe sport support pants like some lads use when horse riding
2007-07-12 02:30:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋