As an Englishman who is currently in the USA on business i feel i must ask this question.
Recently i was in a New York strip bar, when i thought it would be a good idea to throw peanuts at the lurvly ladies as they danced, but to more horror i noticed that the American chump sat next to me at the bar was eating them WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN.
I punched him and obviously he stopped, but have Americans no manners
2007-07-12 01:22:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Young Sidney, you better watch you lip son, ive told your mum about those **** mags of men which you keep under your bed.
2007-07-12 03:17:16 · update #1
I'm surprised they let you in at Chippendale's.
2007-07-12 02:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
PLz remember you were in a bar with a bunch of drunks so plz dont consider that the way all Americans are. nAlso the luvly ladies dont like it when you throw peanuts at them in America I suggest you dont do that as you might get thrown out.
2007-07-12 02:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by elaeblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The lovely ladies do not dance for peanuts; shell out some real cash, and watch them perform.
BTW, what was the American eating with his mouth open?
2007-07-12 01:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by MenifeeManiac 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Interesting observation.
Darwin's theory of evolution briefly discussed the behaviour of ape like creatures and their intrinsic link with neanderthal man.
Modern day research has concluded American people do exhibit neanderthal and ape like behaviour quite often, especially where peanuts are involved. Modern day research has yet to conclude why their mouths remain open, however it could be something to do with the fact that American people have great difficulty in closing their mouths because of the weight of their numerous chins!
Hope my explanation helps provide some answers to your very valid question.
2007-07-12 15:27:55 · answer #4 · answered by General Guru Master 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sorry Dad, thought i had better tell all the good folk answering your questions that you have never been to the usa,and you are unemployed, thats why your on on here!
The hospital are prepared to take you back on the ward tommorow.
Love you Dad xxx
2007-07-12 02:39:16 · answer #5 · answered by Sidney Vicious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure spend alot of time here so you should know that proper etiquette dictates that one throw money at the "exotic" dancers and not peanuts. If they wanted to see tiny peanuts, they'd ask you to strip.
2007-07-12 02:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by Debra D 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you assert we don`t have manners, once you sneak 36 cans of Strongbow in and puke i think of you don`t have the manners And in the journey that your going to bypass to a social gathering like that, GET USED TO IT
2016-12-14 06:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont you ever get tired of bashing Americans? Troll
2007-07-12 01:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by mnwomen 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Never get your nuts out in a strip club!
2007-07-12 01:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
we should write to bush about implementing new peanut laws!
barbarians!
get jimmy carter on board!
2007-07-12 01:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by numbnuts222 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋