What would you want written on your tombstone!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Answer 1

One of those accidentally-on-purpose very rude acrostic things! LOL!

Answer 2

This is written on a tombstone in an Ayr churchyard but I do not know if I remember it verbatim.
As you are now so once was I
As I am now so you will be
So have a care before you die
And be prepared to follow me;
to which some wag had appended
To follow you I am content
but do not know which way you went

Answer 3

Here lies the richest, happiest and the most popular person the world has ever known...............Yeah right!

These are actual epitaphs in the old wild west:

Jedediah Goodwin: Auctioneer born 1828
going!
going!!
gone!!!
1876

Bill Blake
Was hanged by mistake

Here lies a man named Zeke
second fastest draw
in Cripple Creek

Here he lies, James T Carson
He blew up his wife
and was hung for arson

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs
From a forty four
No Les
No more

here lies An atheist, John Doe
All dressed up and no place to go!

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake

Here's one from New York:
Harry Edsel Smith
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft
to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.

Hope you enjoyed them as much as I did.

Answer 4

When you gather around my tombstone, please sing the following:

When I Die - lyrics by Blood Sweat & Tears:

I'm not scared of dying and I don't really care
If it's peace you find in dying, well then, let the time be near
If it's peace you find in dying and if dying time is here,
Just bundle up my coffin 'cause it's cold way down there
I hear that it's cold way down there
Yeah, crazy cold way down there

And when I die, and when I'm gone,
There'll be one child born
In this world to carry on,
To carry on

Now, troubles are many, they're as deep as a well
I can swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell
Swear there ain't no heaven and I pray there ain't no hell
But I'll never know by living, only my dying will tell
Yes, only my dying will tell
Yeah, only my dying will tell

And when I die, and when I'm gone,
There'll be one child born
In this world to carry on,
To carry on

Give me my freedom for as long as I be
All I ask of living is to have no chains on me
All I ask of living is to have no chains on me
And all I ask of dying is to go naturally
Oh, I want to go naturally

Here I go
Hey hey!
Here comes the devil
Right behind
Look out, children
Here he comes!
Here he comes! Hey

Don't want to go by the devil
Don't want to go by demon
Don't want to go by Satan
Don't want to die uneasy
Just let me go naturally

And when I die
And when I'm dead, dead and gone,
There'll be one child born
In our world to carry on,
To carry on
Yeah yeah

Please sing louder so I can hear you.

Answer 5

the second star to the right
shines in the night for you
to tell you that the dreams you plan
really can come true
the second star to the right
shines with a light so rare
and if it's neverland you need
it's light will lead you there
twinkle,twinkle little star
so I'll know where you are
gleaming in the skies above
lead me to the one who loves me
and when you bring him my way
each time we say"goodnight"
we'll thank the little star that shines
the second from the right~second star to the right~peter pan

or
when you wish upon a star,makes no difference who you are
anything your heart desires will come to you
if your heart is in your dreams,no request is too extreme
when you wish upon a ster as dreamers do
fate is kind,she brings to those who love the
sweet fulfilment of their secret longing
like a bolt out of the blue,fate steps in and sees you thru
when you wish upon a star,your dreams come true~wish upon a star~Pinocchio

then the following:
now I shall go to sleep,goodnight.

Answer 6

Julia Franke
1993 - 2222
'Yep, that's right bitches! I lived until I was 228 years old, and a week before I turned 229!'
Now guess my birthday...
(hint: wats a very special day in the year 2222, and take that as the day i die!)

Answer 7

I am a hypochondriac,
See I Told You I Was Ill

Answer 8

In the memory of the greatest unsung hero.

Answer 9

"Here sits Sandra. Choked on a Peanut whilst watching Nieghbours"

Answer 10

BRB

Sod it!

I hope to hell there will be @ss.

I'm going to appeal this one!

The ozone? Screw the sodding ozone!

So this is a Blackpool b&b?

I still have one question to ask!
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