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I wish I'd be a ring upon my girlfriend's hand
So everytime she'd wipe her *** I'd see the promised land...

2007-07-11 21:04:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably a new TV. Because lots of people would be watching me and Id never be bored. Usually the new TVs are in rooms where most people are. People are fun to watch!

2007-07-12 04:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by jms62394 4 · 1 0

An object of desire.

2007-07-12 04:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a rubber band like Mr. Fantastic!

2007-07-12 04:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The moon.



I can watch everyone on earth without being bothered.

2007-07-12 04:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 1 0

Vince Vaughn's easy chair...I could hold him when he's all warm, and relaxing!! I could smell his aftershave, and feel his butt. He would never know the difference!

2007-07-12 04:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Tikled_Ivory 6 · 1 0

i would be a rock... ya jus lay there all day and all night..don't gotta worry bout anything...except gettin throwin every once in a while...

2007-07-12 04:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by Styles 3 · 1 0

a cue ball, because you get to bounce, and roll, and hit things

2007-07-12 04:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

a third eye that could see the future... never mind the why...

2007-07-12 04:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by genesis 2 · 1 0

Smegma, because no one else would decide to be that.

2007-07-12 04:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0 0

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