Ok the other day i was walking downtown and a lady dropped her shopping bags, all her brand new lingerie fell on the ground! My heart started going 90!! i grabbed as much as i could and sniffed them! She started screaming, so i ran off with all her under wear!
Now im at home living in fear that she will find me!
Please comfort me!! :(
2007-07-11 20:44:57 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pmsl, its OK i will be your alibi, its my undies and you've been with me all week Ive had you hand cuffed to my bed, pmsl
xxx
2007-07-11 22:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by ☆♥ Tinkz Baby! ♥☆ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just need to find easier things to do. You can be a theif or a perv but being a theiving pervert is just too hard in todays world. Don't bite off more than you can sniff! Just pick one and do it well, you'll be a lot less stressed at the end of the day.
2007-07-11 20:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by Sheriff of Yahoo! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did they smell nice?? Im doing law, and if she is over 70 then you can be charged, and maybe in prisioned for approx, 4 years...... You may also have to do community service for that woman....... You will prob be cleaning her undies, similar to the ones you stole....... Good job stealing from grannies.
Most vulnerable in society. You disgust me......
2007-07-11 20:54:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You want to be comforted? Go buy some more ladies lingerie to sniff...
2007-07-11 20:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by ℓάced 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL - what a trip dude. YEAH...that must have been something.
You make it sound like it was just some accident there. Let me pick up the lingerie and sniff it, and then oops what happened...better run. LOL
2007-07-11 20:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by Adel 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If there were no witnesses to your bizarre behavior you won't be. But if the police should bang down your door I advise you to take off the lingerie.
2007-07-11 20:48:51 · answer #6 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You have some issues man. Why would you sniff new lingerie?
At any rate, you probably could get in trouble, since you did steal her possessions.
2007-07-11 20:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow your a bit strange , but no you can't be arrested. Does this person know you? I not she could never find you. Unless she got it on camera or something she has no proof.
2007-07-11 20:50:41 · answer #8 · answered by Midnite_rose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no.
unless you're a repeated lingerie's thief and on FBI's top 5 most wanted list..
2007-07-11 20:48:53 · answer #9 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't have done that. If you live in a big city you might never run into here. You should worry if you live in a small town.
2007-07-11 20:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋