`Cuz the clock is showing a frighteningly EARLY hour to my Thursday...............
(Goo'night, friends!)
2007-07-11 18:43:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I guess I would have to tell him a story, have him brush his teeth, wash his face, put on his jammies and rub his back while I sang "Jesus Loves Me" until he fell asleep or told me to shut the f up.
2007-07-11 18:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A quick wipe over with Windex, to remove the days grime. A quick buff and plug him into his recharging batteries, I certainly want to see him here tomorrow. Good Night you funny little thing. I left you some yellow M&Ms to snack on. You are keeping count, aren't you?
2007-07-12 03:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You feed him some soft serve ice cream and say goodnight. Then, you press the purple button on the remote control and he goes right to sleep.
2007-07-12 01:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Turn off all the blinking lights, fold down his arms, and throw a blanket over him.
2007-07-12 01:48:59 · answer #4 · answered by Kate v.7.0 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
make sure his diaper is not soiled, give him a squirt of wd40, and rock him to sleep making sure he does not suck his thumb. we dont want his little teeth protruding, so provide a nuk.
if that doesnt work, i usually call in his father, master cylinder. that'll straighten him out, quick!
2007-07-12 02:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A rub and a kiss and then I would shove the randy bugger to bed!
2007-07-12 02:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by MissKittyInTheCity 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
unplug the cord and give him a spit shine
2007-07-12 01:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Harry Hood 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋