say something you think would make me smile, if you make me giggle you'll get the 10 points
2007-07-11 16:22:37 · 23 answers · asked by me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
So far smuckers is winning
2007-07-11 16:29:05 · update #1
ok ilovedukies_09 is now in front
2007-07-11 16:37:43 · update #2
Man, I wish you had video cam or something. I'd do the orange slice for teeth bit. Oh well, guess this joke'll have to suffice.
I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend.
I found out later that the flower shop got the cards mixed up. They sent the card to the guy who was moving that said, "Deepest Condolences," and sent the card to the funeral home that said, "I know it's hot where you're going, but you deserve it."
2007-07-11 16:31:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha wellllllllllllllllllll..... you have forced me to bring out some really horrible jokes. =D They are so stupid i guarentee a smile! =P
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Eat Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack!
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.
2007-07-11 23:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by Smuckers 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, this would be funnier in person, but I'll tell you this funny thing my son said the other day. He is a preteen and we have been living in this AWFUL place for 3 years now, and one problem is that the educational level is almost unbelievably low and apparently has been for decades, so it is difficult to hold a decent conversation with ANYONE. It is also very hot here. So here is what my son said:
"Know why I don't like living here, Mom? It's not the heat - it's the stupidity."
2007-07-11 23:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by Cris O 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I had a rose for every time you smile,My Pretty lady, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I am going to direct a Movie which needs a Beauitful, Gorgeous lady to play the lead role, So I need your schedule to start shooting.
Apart from being extremely beautiful can I comment on your lovely outfit? You are looking absolutely stunning! ---->>@
If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world, my dear lady. ----<<@
-----<<@ A beautiful Rose to the beautiful Lady. In return can you Smile my Lady.
2007-07-12 10:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say if you make me smile first but i can't top Smuckers anyway so i give up :)
2007-07-12 00:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There once was a girl from Piccadilly
And a boy who said to her something silly
She laughed all day at what he'd said
She laughed so much it hurt her head
That night she saw the lad again
And she and he committed sin.
2007-07-11 23:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, Little Miss Strange sounds more like Little Miss ****.
2007-07-11 23:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by Nonexistent 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A pig is not able to look up into the sky .
2007-07-11 23:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by glassboiledwater 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My g/f says she doesnt fa_rt but when she sneazes i smell something rottenWhats that all about??? hehehe
2007-07-11 23:27:00 · answer #9 · answered by rookiejon 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What has hair, its long and spits something white.
A Corn
2007-07-11 23:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋