Whats the stupidest thing you have said lately?

Question

I said this in a rush and it came out like this:

Hold on you guys, I gotta go brush my ****.


Instead of saying teeth I said **** and everybody just started laughing.

**** = T I T S

Answer 1

nothing

Answer 2

I had just put on this really good lotion from bath and body works and I said this to my neice, "This really makes my fin skeel good." I meant to say this makes my skin feel good. I think that I was nearly menstral at the time and I can't get anything out right near that time of the month.

Answer 3

I usually talk WAY too fast, so I say alot of stupid things, most illegible, like this conversation i was having with my mom:

Me: "So I was like 'Kelly! We really need to flsho!'"

Instead of saying 'go', like any normal person would, i said 'flsho'

Answer 4

Today as I was leaving the convenience store after buying a Dew, the clerk said "Hurry Back!", and I said, "You, too!"

I felt like a moron.

Answer 5

I'm always saying stupid stuff and "putting my foot in my mouth". Can't remember the last thing that I said, but I usually say sat least one dumb or messed up thing each day. UGH!!

Answer 6

well when i said f u c k infront of my cousin who is 7 years old he said that i said these words to his mom i couldn't control myself it was a natural action

Answer 7

sounds a lot funnier than what I said

Answer 8

while playing Monopoly, instead of saying "Park Place", i accidentally said "(P) (O )(R) (N) Place"! Thank god my parents weren't there!

Answer 9

I said can i hit you with this ball stephanie?

Answer 10

i ment to say babysitting but it came out baby ****ing

Answer 11

I said; school is fun.