anything that will make me smile no matter how cheesy or crude...
ive had a $hitty day i wanna smile before i go to bed
2007-07-11 15:47:11 · 12 answers · asked by spindymindi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Do you think I should see a Dr. because my one testicle hangs down lower than my other...two ?
2007-07-11 15:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by Here2help 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A major TV network is planning a remake of the 50s comedy series "The Honeymooners" starring Michael Moore and Ann Coulter?
Also heard on the street:
Not to be outdone, a rival network is developing a remake of the 50s western "Gunsmoke" starring LA Sheriff Lee Baca as Matt Dillon and Paris Hilton as Miss Kitty; Chester has yet to be cast.
2007-07-11 22:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other night my mom was out on the patio and my aunt came up behind her. (My mom didnt hear her coming) My mom thought it was a bad guy and did a ninja jump out of her chair and started burning my aunt with her cigarette. Everybody was Ok. But my mom did hurt her back a little due to the ninja jump.
2007-07-11 22:55:34 · answer #3 · answered by asillyone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dosen't Smokey the Bear have kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel. Smiles to ya' !!!
2007-07-11 22:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 4 people are bad at fractions
2007-07-11 22:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a nineteen and a half inch elephant, little pecker keeps grabbing my ankle and tripping me, I think it's time to pull out the mouse and show him who's boss.
2007-07-11 22:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by Baxter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I get up from my marathon on the computer..I smell the chair and it smells like poop. But I didnt fart at all in the 11 hours I was at the computer and I didnt poop myself.
2007-07-11 22:49:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
go but a novel by tim dorsey. he's insanely funny
2007-07-11 22:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by lost.amber 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll serenade you. That ought to do it. (clearing my throat) smiiiiiiiiiiiilllee though your heart is breaking smiiiiiiiiiiiiilllle do do do do.......smiiiiiiiiiilllle. la de do do da.
2007-07-11 22:56:49 · answer #9 · answered by Max 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeE2E7nqe0w
It's a youtube clip of a funny cat
2007-07-11 22:51:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋