2007-07-11 15:24:32 · 22 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The Carrot family was going to the store one day. As, they were crossing the street baby Carrot gets hits by a van. Her parents rush her to the hospital...Hours go by and the doctor finally comes out. Mr. & Mrs. Carrot rush up to him. They both ask " Doctor, will our little girl be okay"? The Doctor replys "she'll live, but she's going to be a vegetable for the rest of her life".
2007-07-11 16:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by rhonda y 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9.
2007-07-11 22:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
2007-07-11 22:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?
A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn.
*ba domp bomp...... ching*
2007-07-12 11:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide...
2007-07-11 23:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. did you hear about the fight that broke out in the candy store this morning?
A. Yeah a sucker got licked!
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2007-07-11 22:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma is so old,
her memory is in black and white.
Oh no, I did not just go there...but, yes it looks like I did!
2007-07-11 23:28:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
2007-07-11 22:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by Orange? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
2007-07-11 22:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by [[Angelique]] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did Tigger get his head stuck in the toilet
he was looking for pooh
2007-07-11 22:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by ZachPanda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋