When they told him the results, they said "the good news is you passed.....but the bad news is you're_____ !!!! (fill in the blank-this DID happen too!)
2007-07-11 15:24:22 · 9 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
pregnant....DUH!!! Once the donor signs the chain of custody, the urine becomes property of the person or company paying for it and one of the first things the lab does is to check and see if the urine is from a male or female.....
a lot of companies will discriminate against pregnant females because of all the time and money spent on training someone and then their fill in while they are on maternity leave. Another mistake drug users use is to use a diabetics urine.....I cant tell you how many subsitute urine samples for UDSs that I have caught over the years.....too funny!
2007-07-11 15:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by nursegrl 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Keeper thinks that they told the druggie that he was with offspring in his womb. Keeper laughs at this. Keeper knows enough of human anatomy to know that male humans do not have wombs.
2007-07-11 15:28:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Going to be having a baby shower in a few months.
2007-07-11 15:27:58 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still a druggie.
2007-07-11 15:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by dCon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Having twins.
2007-07-11 15:30:53 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Heinrich the Great 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pregnant
2007-07-11 15:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by dee_the_genius 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pregnant
2007-07-11 15:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pregnant.
Don't eat poppyseeds before the test though!
2007-07-11 15:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
screwed
2007-07-11 15:27:48 · answer #9 · answered by Happy Britches 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋