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Viking would school ninjas. They are like brutal PCP addicts. Sure a lot of vikings would die, but in the end they would prevail. What do you say?

2007-07-11 13:26:19 · 19 answers · asked by sojuman3885 1 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

Remember that vikings do fight in groups and wear armor. Throwing stars and blow guns wont do anything against the viking shields. They need to get in close with swords to even begin to inflict damage on the vikings. This is good though keep the answers (more like opinions) coming! =)

2007-07-11 15:42:15 · update #1

19 answers

Depends on the situation.

If it was a pitched battle, the vikings would probably win. Since ninjas are nothing but glorified spies or assasins, when hit face to face, the vikings would probably decimate the ninja horde.

They would be like laughing off all the tiny pin pricks damage from shurikens and blow darts. With mead in their blood, and with their berserker rage, the ninjas would be so overwhelmed that they would just retreat.

However, if the ninjas were to strike at night or without any declaration, i think they would finish off all the drunken idiots before the realised anything

2007-07-11 14:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by Dumbguy 4 · 0 1

Vikings, the Ninjas weaponry at the time of the Vikings was long since outdates, the Ninjas had no armor either. And be realistic, Ninjas didnt flip around and pull Matrix moves, they were like 'Navy Seals'. Vikings are too heavily armored to take the damage, and not all vikings are slow, alot were very skilled and highly trained.

2007-07-11 17:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It would depend upon the situation: one on one a ninja would probably win do to speed, but if the viking was able to parry the viking would win do to greater strength and the fact that most Japanese swords are meant for a one strike kill, because they're not strong; so it would have no chance against a European blade.

Vikings would have an advantage in group conflict since ninjas are assassins and don't have much group training and its very difficult to hide groups of people

2007-07-11 14:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by snagy4 3 · 0 0

Considering that the Ninja were wiped out by the (pre-)Shogunate and their Samurai http://www.shaolin-society.co.uk/shaolin_legacy/history.php?history=10 , I would hazard a guess that, in most situations, the Vikings would also win. Of course, with equal numbers and on Ninja home soil, the Vikings would almost certainly lose. In Japan, the advantages of secrecy and home-ground was no match for the strength of the Daimyo's army.

Jim

2007-07-12 06:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by JimPettis 5 · 0 0

Ninjas...because they have ninja stars and all they have to do is go back in a safe distance and keep throwing them at the vikings. And as the vikings get closer all the ninjas have to do is run back more and throw more at them. And if this situation is during the night the ninjas have an advantage because there the masters of dark strategies and dark surroundings...

2007-07-11 15:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

vikings. their chainmaille was the best in the world, their pattern welded swords and war axes would chop a katana in half, their helmets, being made of iron, were better than the leather/lacquer/silk things a ninja might wear.
sure, ninjas have caltrops and smoke grenades, but vikings wear boots, and have powerful lungs, not to mention the psychedelic mushrooms and big powerful spears.

vikings were trained from childhood in the ways of war, the entire population worked to supply/equip/refresh the viking war machine, many of their adversaries believed them immortal, because of their brutal tactics and amazing strength.

B.T.W.
vikings almost never fought on their own land, so "home field advantage" would not apply here.

2007-07-11 14:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by otis the brave (luke 22:36) 5 · 0 0

First off you have to know that Ninjas were trained assassins and they were trained to operate on a one on one basis, And under those circumstances the ninjas would wipe a viking butt... Also a ninja was never trained to attack in masses.. And under a free for all basis I believe that viking would die in bunches.. I know that some ninjas would be killed but the vikings would be wiped out.... Just because the vikings could not stand up to the style of fighting that the ninjas possessed... And lest not forget woman ninjas are trained killer also.. The viking would be wiped out to the last man..... And never know what hit them..................................................

2007-07-11 14:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 1 1

You underestimate the Norse/Viking's intellegience. via all money owed they have been easily notably intelligent. Their important tactic became the raid and this became completed via use thier extra suitable technologies: the longship. those shallow-drafted boats must be beached just about *everywhere* - they did not choose a harbour - and almost *every time*, as a results of fact the Norse ought to navigate the two via day and via evening. in spite of the incontrovertible fact that, the different power became that Vikings (aka Norse raiders) on no account acted on my own. The raids have been completed in communities of 10-30 adult males. as quickly as out of their longship, they formed what became noted as a "safeguard wall" (form of like present day rebel police do - in actuality there an episode of "Blood of the Vikings" on the BBC that pitted a team of present day Norse re-enactors in actual Viking equipment against a team a rebel police - and the Vikings drove the police back!) with regards to the only time a Norse warrior would combat on my own became against yet another Norseman in a ritual honour duel noted as a "holmgang". The Norse everyday weapons have been the spear and a huge around safeguard with an iron rim and middle boss. This safeguard became as lots a weapon as a results of fact the spear (they might p.c.. with the boss, or turn it sideways and slice with the sting). The additionally carried swords.

2016-10-20 22:05:31 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ninjas! Ninjas have more skill, talent, and over all education of the fighting arts! Vikings wouldn't last a minuet!

2007-07-11 13:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by Necromancer 2 · 0 2

Ninjas would win for this reason. Ninjas are faster and would land more blows than vikings because they're too slow.

2007-07-11 13:34:05 · answer #10 · answered by Chu 1 · 0 2

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