Would you tell me something a child has said to you that was cute or funny?

Question

When my son was about 4 years old, he fetched a toy car to his Dad and said "what does it say on this car daddy, would you read it please?
His Dad said, " Oh that says Made in Hong Kong"

Our little one said " Oh I know him, he used to be a gorilla!"

That is a true story and 34 years on still makes me laugh. How about you?

lol! Yes testicles I'm really ancient but with a sense of humour! lol x

Answer 1

Thanks for the question - so many heart warming answers came . I dredged through the depths of my memory but couldn't come up with even one that could match these.

Answer 2

Hi, Syl. Great question as always.

When my youngest daughter was just a year old she could talk in full sentences...she was very precocious.

One day we were at the store, and my daughter was in the seat of the shopping cart when she piped up "Mommy! What happened to that lady? Did she get burned?" I answered her "No baby. That lady was born with skin that colour." The lady in question didn't look very pleased with the situation, and you could see she was thinking of saying something. But in the meantime, my daughter had thought about it for a few seconds, looking down at her much lighter arm and then said "Mummy, can I be born that colour too?" My answer was "I'm sorry baby, but you're already born." To which she replied "It's too bad. She's such a pretty colour." The lady walked off smiling without having said a thing.

I took the same child to the doctor for her one year checkup, and he asked if she was talking yet. And I said that she was, in full sentences. The doctor told me that it was impossible. That a child of a year might be able to put a couple of words together, but none of them ever talk just like adults in full sentences. And I was insisting that this one did. Of course, the doctor (who are never wrong anyway, yes) told me that he would take that as the ramblings of an indulgent mother (all said with a smarmy smile on his face). Of course, my daughter was sitting there on my lap, looking like a little doll with her curly brown hair and red bow lips (she was only about 22 inches tall and 20 lbs in weight), with her eyes growing bigger and rounder as we argued back and forth. I noticed that she seemed close to bursting, so I asked her what was wrong, and she piped up "You're fighting with mummy. You're being bad! Mummy will send you to time out" (said in a very cross little voice). You can imagine just how strongly I was grinning, as the DOCTOR's eyes bugged out of his head. The only thing he managed to say however, was "Well!"

Answer 3

The five tear old boy I care for says many funny things. For the past few months he has been really into Robin Hood, knights, and castles. He also talks alot about the two of us going on a trip around the world."We have to go to England, he says "to see the castles were Robin Hood is." Of course he also says we have to go to Scottland and all the countries with castles. "We have to go to Africa to see the lions and monkeys too." he tells me as well. but his main thing is the castles. He even has a map, which he points out all th places we should go. The other day I asked him if his mom, dad and brother were going to come with us. "No only you and me," he told me.
The next day we were again talking about castles. The boy says to me, "When Im grown up Im going to pay someone to build me a big castle with lots of rooms. And I will build you a room in the castle."
"Will your brother get a room?" I asked him
"No he will have his own house." he said.
"What about your mom and dad, I asked "will they get a room too?"
"No, he told me, they will probably be old and dead by then."
What can I say, kids say the darndest things!

Answer 4

Many years ago, I was trying to teach my Granddaughter the "Pledge of Allegiance". Her Mom told me that she practiced it for a long time and wanted to show me how good she was. The first line " I pledge Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America" became,"I brought the pigeon to the frag etc". t was all downhill from there.. How I kept a straight face through it all, I will never know.

Answer 5

When my son was about 4 he said to me "I know auntie has a baby in her tummy, what I want to know is how that little sucker got in there in the first place."

He was very advanced and verbal for his age. Doing grade 7 math in grade 1 but oh the questions he would ask ---

Answer 6

After watching the three muskateers on tv,my eldest son(then about7) asked me iff I was born in the olden days! Imagining he meant Nell gwynn and the oranges,I said "what do you mean by the olden days?" He replied,"you know,when men fancied women they hit them over the head with clubs and dragged them off to their caves" I was all of 26 years old at the time!!!!

Answer 7

That's funny!

My daughter was probably 3 when my Mother asked her "do you like board games?", my daughter replied "yea, but I like fun games better".

When I took her to her first dentist appointment at 3 years old, the hygienist asked "what name do you use for your pacifier, a binky"? My girl said yes, though she didn't call it that, I did not but in. The hygienist proceeded to explain how she was a big girl, and having a binky was not good for her. She then asked my daughter "will you give up your binky?" My daughter responded by sticking out her pinky finger, and giving it to the hygienist. It was so funny and sweet that she would give up her baby finger. Turns out, of course, she did not know what a pacifier was because we never called it anything except "bobo", and binky sounds like pinky, you get the picture.

Answer 8

I went to visit my sister and she had to go someplace so I was baby sitting my little nieces.I said lets take a walk and take some snacks and have a picnic.We had a good time and ran under lawn sprinklers and played.Then as we were walking home I said to my niece " Did you have a good time today ?" She look at me very seriously and said "Not that I know of !"

Answer 9

When my daughter was 3 she had been watching a cartoon with a character called plod. The next day we were in a lift and she suddenly put her hands in the air and shouted ' Stop, in the name of Plod'. It was so funny everyone in the lift fell about laughing, and to finish it off she looked at me and said, ' I'm so funny mummy'!!

Answer 10

My Son, who is now 38,would cringe with embarressment at this He used to get his words in a muddle as follows:
Armyblance ambulance
arsegropper grasshopper
vingiaar vinegar
psgetti spaghetti
ashlyes eyelashes
hostable hospital
Funniest was when he was reading to me and pronounced perhaps as percy happy!
Luckily, he survived and now runs his own business.

Answer 11

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