can't guys get their urine INTO the toilet? u do have a pointer, do u not? if it doesn't shoot straigh, aim the freakin' thing...jeez, louise...anyone feel my pain?
2007-07-11 12:42:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL
alright as a man, read mah lips:
As most of the piss enters the toilet ...there's cascades of urine sprinkling off the sides of the stream ...so it's basically impossible for us guys to have our urine 100% completly enter the toilet.
...it's like this, when a fireman puts out a fire, you don't blame him for the water that got on areas where the fire wasen't ...you thank him, and let him go on his way. Cus it's impossible for any fire fighter to get every single drop on the fire.
True ...we can sit down like females and avoid this whole topic ...but then we'd just look like you in the bathroom ...and its the opposites that really attract.
*blessingsfromabove
2007-07-11 15:15:34 · answer #1 · answered by Poetik P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Often times, urine doesn't come out in a direct straight line. It's more of a pistol (no pun intended...piss-tol?), than a long-barreled rifle. Pistols are not as accurate, which is why you never see a sharpshooter or a sniper use them when accuracy counts.
Also, there are many other factors that make it difficult.
1) Urine comes out at different levels of pressure, so getting the height of the aim can be difficult: if the pressure is higher than expected, it gets on the back of the bowl. If it's lower than expected, it splashes the front, and potentially splashes your pants/legs. Most men will aim a little bit high, to try and beat the spread.
2) From a bird's eyes view, it's very diffucult to see exactly where, in relation to depth, we are aiming.
Here's an experiment you can do at home. Kids? Get your parents' permission. Try and pour water from a glass into another glass sitting on the counter or table, with some distance between. It's very easy to do it when looking from the side, but much more difficult to do it from above, with the glass on the floor. Also, see #1, it's it's difficult when you can't be sure about how fast the water is going to pour out of that glass.
As a man, I know that aim can be a challenge, so as a courtesy (and because I'm lazy and don't like to clean) I will wipe it up with a bit of TP if there is some spillage. Honestly, it's not a huge deal.
If you are living with someone who has this problem, don't approach it like "Why can't you aim better" but ask the favor "Could you make sure to use toilet paper and help me keep the bathroom clean by wiping up any misses?"
My question to women is, 'Why is putting the toilet seat down such an issue?" Who cares? If it's up, put it down. If I hear one more person complain "I fell in the bowl!" I'll scream. My only response is "Look before you leap."
And guys, putting the COVER down before any flushes keeps the toilet from spraying a light, invisible aresol of toilet water high up out of the toilet, helping the bathroom stay at least a LITTLE more sanitary. Then, everyone, everytime they want to use the toilet, either has to lift the cover, or the cover and the seat.
2007-07-11 12:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by spudmunkey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a cell phone (it's pink, his is blue, no fancy ring tones here) and it keeps my honey from being a nervous wreck when I have to be on the road without him around here. Since moving here I have been run off the road by an energy company 5 ton truck right into the neighbour's bathtub they had out for heavy pick up day! Also been t-boned when I had the green light at an intersection by an eight month pregnant woman who listened to her half drunk boyfriend when he told her to floor it when their light turned yellow. Otherwise I am a good driver and have taken defensive sriving lessons and got my lesson on the first try-took a really good pic for my license that day because I passed (wish I could have kept that pic longer). Have a Happy Valentines Day people! :)
2016-05-19 23:44:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it may be from the "shake-off" bit at the end, where they shake the little drips off rather than putting it away wet.
I guess they could use a piece of toilet paper to dry it off, but that wouldn't be manly enough.
Primal marking, territory thing.
Ugh.
Boys.
Animals.
You add urine to a man, and he turns into a boy/animal.
Ugh.
2007-07-11 12:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes!!!!!!... I do feel the pain. I have three boys and not only do they have bad aim,, They don't pick up the toilet seat and it splashes. Soooo gross, To have to go to the bathroom and sit on someone Else's p!
2007-07-11 15:47:01 · answer #5 · answered by lsjcmo3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...I know what you mean. I tell my hubby all the time..."The damn thing has been in the same place for almost 30 years...."
The man can shoot a deer from 400 yards but can't get pee in the toilet from 2 feet.
2007-07-11 12:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have potty trained two little boys, and oh my god if that doesn't make you want to teach them to sit down for the rest of their lives nothing will!! All I can say is invert in a swiffer wet and clean every night. That's what I do.
2007-07-11 12:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i'm one of two girsl at the company i work and then there's about 10 guys.. bathroom time is the worst .. they stink it up and think its funny, pee all over, and then dont put the toilet seat down..
2007-07-11 12:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by mari 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do!!! I have 3 boys at my house!!!! Also hate it when they live the toilet seat up!!! Nothing like going to the toilet in the middle of the light and gettin' your *** wet!!!!!!LOL
2007-07-11 13:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by stoutunicorn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when the guys leave the lid up, and then you fall into the toilet at 4 AM!!!
2007-07-11 12:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋