Why are most British cowards?

Question

as an American who is currently on a business trip in the UK, i feel i must ask this.
Recently i was getting very drunk in a London pub and i decided to take on 15 British blokes(Wussies) at drinking.
Of course i let theBritsh drink their usual Strongboww, but they could still not beat me.
16 pints of shandy(Bull-weiser),i noticed the British had all spewed and gone home.
The next day the cowardly British drinkers(haha) did not turn up for a rematch, i wonder why?

Answer 1

come to Scotland !
and ill drink you under the table
and then ill drop kick yer ar$e so far you will not need a plane ticket to visit northern Ireland

Answer 2

Mate i could drink 100 pints of shandy and not get pished but drink 8 pints of cider and i'm paralized. Fud

Answer 3

Like most Yanks Sid, you're full of pisss and wind.

I'd bite but I know you've been winding up the Yanks with their shandy lolly-water beer.
THe Brits went home for more booze as they felt they may be getting sobre.

Answer 4

As a complete British and lets not forget the thing that i have a tad of a problem with, mainly drinking far far too much, i insist that we speak on a direct basis.
Us cowards as you call us as my history teacher told me was that we've had to dig our heels into two world wars.,.,.,.,.,. .,.,.,.,

Hold on,,,,,I've gone into a tangent, go and have a week with them jocks my ol mucca, you'll find out what drinking is all about.
and I dont rekon they'll mind if you take that padding crap that you wear in your american football that us cowards go into a rugby field without.

Sorry if I seem as if I am having a nasty patriotic dig at you, buts that what happens down here in somerset on the scrumpy......x.

Answer 5

You are a bloke & you drink shandy???
You big girls blouse!! That's only 8 normal pints lol, I'm female & even I can outdrink that.

May have something to do with being Scottish though...

Answer 6

How come you were drinking crappy American pissy-water (aka Budweiser)?

And Budweiser SHANDY?? Come on, my 7 month old SON could drink that and not be affected!!!

No wonder you were still standing after 16 pints. The alcohol content was negligble.

Try some Real Ale - most Yanks fall on their faces after one pint.


Lex - WTF are you on about, butty - we Welsh ARE British!

Answer 7

Well...being Canadian and Irish and having lived in US, Canada, Australia, Britain and Ireland I know that NO YANKEE could ever out drink any one of these. I think you were drunk and delusional with no woman to go home to and thought your were drinking more than you were. Also shandy's are mixed drinks; not totally alcohol and strong bow is straight alcohol so for every strong bow they had you had to drink two. Maybe that is why you were still in pub and they were gone...the beet you before you begun.

Answer 8

didn't your parents ever teach you to not tell fibs?

"Of course i let theBritsh drink their usual Strongbow"

thats cider.. budwieser is weak beer.. i'm pretty sure strongbow is stronger.. so obviously drink less to get drunk.

you didn't take on 15 blokes.. most wouldn't be interested.. as most people don't guzzle their beer etc. thats how i know your talking rubbish..

besides call that a drinking comp? try drinking JD neat.. lets see how long you last..lol

Answer 9

Hi
We've learnt one thing of value in this wonderful country of ours, if ever there's any trouble with foreigners and us Brits, it's us Brits that the law jumps on every time.
Ray. West York's. U.K.

Answer 10

you just answered your own question .No wonder you can drink a load of suits under the table .Go up the east end an av a beer wiv the big boys ,then we will see

Answer 11

I noticed that about European men too. It's like someone neutered them all. even the big guys are a little thin skinned. hmm.

I bet you could drink anyone under the table. That's usually the way it goes with guys like you. You're in a foreign country challenging people to drinking contests? man..