Anyone like IKEA furniture.. Im still going to councelling after attempting to put some furniture together.?

Question

I was told it would take me years to get my sanity back.. By the way anyone want to buy about 5000 F**king screws and bolts which fell out of the box.. Arggggggggggggggggggggh

Answer 1

I went to Ikea once, and I didn't find my way out for approximately 4 months. BUT - I did get 400 glass tumblers for £2.99, and some really great contemporary artwork that can also be seen in every "at home" scene on Eastenders from March 2001 - December 2005.

Answer 2

Knock down furniture is how you keep your price down but I wouldn't buy it even though they have nice stuff. I do believe they also offer (for a charge) to put it together and deliver. Kind of defeats the money saving purpose but takes away the agony.

Answer 3

Calm down!..Calm down!!!...Calm down!!

This is not about furniture...it is about the order of the world and how it affects us.

If you were meant to have a cupboard, God would have made you into a snail.

The management of B and Q are blameless and that's why Al Quaeda was invented!!! To execute the effing blameless!!!!!

Answer 4

Lol. Yeah Ikea furniture send me insane. It goes something like you bloody b******d, f*****g a*****e, sh*****d piece of crappy furniture. Count to ten, breathe relax and try again. I am sending you good flat packed furniture vibes lol Good luck.

Answer 5

I know what you mean. I do love those "instructions" apparently translated from Chinese via Swedish. Personally, I ditch them & use a bit of common sense instead.

Answer 6

I don't mind putting it up, although I always do have spare screws

Answer 7

There is only one good answer for this one, Beer and lots of it!