funny answers are appreciated
2007-07-11 10:36:36 · 16 answers · asked by Mag 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Get so damned sunburned you can barely touch each other.
Do I speak from experience? I only wish I weren't.
2007-07-11 10:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what not to do on your honeymoon..
1.no sleeping after intimacy.
2.chew with your mouth closed
3.no bodily functions expressed
4.no bad breath
5.never take the left overs off your spouses plate
6.don't talk about the past with others
7. try not to take all the covers in bed
8.don't bring your work with you
9.turn off your cell phone at all times until you return home and have permission from spouse
10. when in doubt shut your mouth it is alot easier.
2007-07-11 17:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a titty bar,start your period,wolf whistle at other women.....confess to your spouse you are gay,.tell your spouse you have an STD,.argue with the clerk at the hotel that you should receive a discount for the honeymoon suite, due to multiple usage,sleep,masturbate,watch tv,get thrown in jail
2007-07-11 17:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by littlelanasue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sleep
file for divorce
have an argument
have a gas problem
bad breath
2007-07-11 22:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by Evil Ejade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get so blasted drunk at noon that you have to take a nap at 4 p.m., wake up, and have to ask "Did we have sex?" And neither one of you knows.
2007-07-11 18:00:25 · answer #5 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Avoid any argument. You wouldn't want to spoil the whole thing!
2007-07-11 22:21:46 · answer #6 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him/her that u screwed there best friend the night n4 the wedding
2007-07-11 17:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say.."Honey you might want to give me a few minutes...this cream isn't soaked in yet."
2007-07-11 17:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget birth control.
2007-07-11 17:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by ☃FrostyGal♪♬♪ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a flatuance storm !
2007-07-11 17:50:42 · answer #10 · answered by hoobadooba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋