How do you lick an envelope?

Question

Wierd question, i know; but, i just got done licking a bunch and got curious.

*Ew gross!!! Can i now clean my tongue w/antibacterial wipes? lol

*I have those glue stick things, but, they're a waste of time.

*I'll just have the chick at the front desk do them for me next time! Ha!

Answer 1

In such a way as to avoid paper cuts. I'm also good at stamp licking and my prices are quite reasonable.

Answer 2

I never lick envelopes anymore. I heard a story about how someone got a cut on their tongue from an envelope. There were cockroach eggs on the adhesive and once they hatch they crawled right out of her tongue. Gross, I know. But it really happened. Now I use tape to seal an envelope.

Answer 3

With a Glue Stick

Answer 4

u should not do that, did you heard of the story when the woman lick the enevlop and some roach eggs were there, the eggs grow into roach under neat her tongue, when her tongue start hurting her and got swollen the doctor told her that roaches build a nest under neat it.

Answer 5

this totally reminds me of that Seinfeld episode, just don't lick them if there those el cheapo envelopes, lest you pass out like that potential bride who had to lick that cheap dude on seinfeld's wedding invitations.

Answer 6

I don't, I either by self adhesive or use a sponge, they taste gross and I've cut my lip many times.

Answer 7

With a wet cloth so I don't get a cut on my tongue.

Answer 8

I never have to lick an envelope because we use self-stick ones.

BTW, Snopes says the cockroach story is false. Please see:

www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tacobell.asp

Answer 9

i lube my tongue up then slide it along the right to the middle then go from the left to the middle and quickly push it down to stick it together

Answer 10

I dont -
heard to many stories about what you are actually licking