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Fly to the moon on it.

2007-07-11 09:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by Neil D 3 · 0 0

1. Floss the teeth of a brown bear.
2. Use them as a replacement to the jukebox.
3. Exchange them for soda in 14 US states.
4. Create havoc in a forest with no trees.

The list is literally endless.

2007-07-11 16:43:47 · answer #2 · answered by STICKMAN 4 · 1 0

Bake a cake, feed the cat, paint your toenails, write a letter, play a computer game, fly, eat, light a candle... er can't be bothered to think of more would be here all night.

2007-07-11 16:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by Poison 4 · 0 0

cook stuff with it
use it as clothing that covers your whole body (unless you connected ALOT of paperclips)

2007-07-11 16:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by Lilly Ann 1 · 0 0

It is no substitute for toilet paper ... and I hope you will remember that in the event you are ever stranded in a strange toilet and find there is no toilet paper and you have nothing in your pocket but a paper clip.

2007-07-11 18:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1 0

Hi!

Curry it!

Smoke it!

Marry it!

Pluck it!

Sieve it!

I could go on and on, but hubby's mitherin' for a brew!!

If I get some time later, I'll come back!!

2007-07-11 16:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0 0

Keep my thoughts together.

Regards

Ms Mc Gyver

2007-07-11 17:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kill a full-grown bull moose.


Can I assume the person who gave me a thumbs-down has actually killed a moose with a paper clip?

2007-07-11 16:44:09 · answer #8 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 0 1

Douche
Write
Record sound
Record Video
Resusitate Life
Turn it into a gun

2007-07-11 16:43:14 · answer #9 · answered by High? 6 · 0 0

You can not:

- eat it
- drink it
- sleep with it (unless you are strangely perverted)
- drive it
- ride it
- surf on it
- give it drugs
- feed it
- teach it to talk
- screw it
- kill it

2007-07-11 20:05:09 · answer #10 · answered by Rick G 4 · 0 0

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