2007-07-11 09:29:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mercurio, thy weiner poketh through thine pantaloons of leather.
Prithee, how so ever d'ost thou plan to boneth yonder maiden fair?
2007-07-11 09:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by person 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Thy name be The defener of the meek for thou art a man of great humor. Thou art mine champion and maketh me swoon! Good sir, will you be so kind as to grace me with best answer? Do not let me, a fair maiden, weep because thou did not bestoweth the honor onto me. ( Actually, D2 Ward is hilarious! He should get best A.)
2007-07-11 16:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Tigerlilly D™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe so many people didn't realize you meant to say something ORIGINAL!
Anyhoo, howzabout some nice iambic meter? --
"Thou art like plagues of locusts if ye watch
too much T.V. and eat junk food all night."
2007-07-11 16:35:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shall I compare thee to a summer day?
Thou art more lovely, and more temperate.
Sonnets.
2007-07-11 16:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by Firespider 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Where for art tho my tall dark defender?
2007-07-12 10:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by ktychaos13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, a plague on both your houses!(It was my line when I was dying in Romeo And Juliet. I was Mercutio) : )
2007-07-11 16:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by ←Andy→ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Out! Out damned spot!
-macbeth :-D
how do i love thee
let me count the ways....
-sonnet
blow thou winter wind, blow! thou art not so cold as man's cruelties!
- shakespeare..from somewhere.
2007-07-11 16:35:37 · answer #7 · answered by sophia Grace 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Where for thou.. my Romeo?
2007-07-13 03:02:21 · answer #8 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.
2007-07-11 16:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by Amaris in Wonderland 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
juliet is the sun and her window is east.
ah..erm...something like that...
2007-07-11 16:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by <3pirate 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋