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Have a look at some of my questions for further details. Some people take things so seriously though! I'm not writing anything offensive, only trying to make you all smile. Remember, the best answer (wittiest and funniest) will get the ten points!

2007-07-11 09:23:56 · 9 answers · asked by . 7 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

9 answers

Some people visit this site to read and think.
Others come to cause a stink.
Some just want to make it a game,
But then they don't use their real name.

Others have issues they have to address,
But their true value is hard to assess.
I come to try to provide a service,
Though it makes some people very nervous.

So I guess it can much be said,
As long as this can be read,
That it takes different strokes
To please different folks.

Why can't we all just be a friend
And help a hurting heart mend?
If that makes someone smile,
Or take a load off their shoulders for a while,

Then all I have to say
Is to keep going your way.
Don't worry about what others do,
Just keep on being you.

2007-07-11 10:03:01 · answer #1 · answered by Captain Cupcake 6 · 1 0

Well I think it is like totally rediculous....Bob here's family is falling apart, his cousin's uncle's dog has made off with his daughter, and you're having a laugh? The poor guy wanted to know if he would get into heaven if he went out there and took her back, but like when he got there the dog was asleep on the sofa drinking beer, his daugher was tied tot he kitchen sink washing out the dogs bowls. So like he came back home and logs onto Yahoo answer and he gets no answers....why...because they are all answering you. So he went back there and took the dog out, now his daughter wont talk to him, and he doesn't think he is going to make it to heaven after all....even that cat has turned against him now!

2007-07-11 17:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by Becky H 2 · 1 0

A limerick gets laughs anatomical
Into space which is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So rarely are clean
And the clean ones so rarely are comical


Smile...it makes people wonder what you have been up to

2007-07-11 16:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by alan h 1 · 1 0

Is Lina your evil twin?

2007-07-11 17:33:06 · answer #4 · answered by Barry 3 · 0 0

Is this a joke? People come on here to discuss their issues and have questions...not to laugh. You're not being respectful...

2007-07-11 16:28:25 · answer #5 · answered by Lina 2 · 0 3

you think you get hate mail you should see the guys with the mochizmo jokes....lord

2007-07-11 16:32:42 · answer #6 · answered by eyesinthedrk 6 · 0 0

*Singing*
I love you...
You love me...
Let's tie Barney to a tree...
With a gunshot... BANG!!!
Barney's on the floor...
No more purple dinosaur..!
*stops singing,... teehee*

2007-07-12 06:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

why would you waste your time and ours? grow up!

2007-07-11 17:03:41 · answer #8 · answered by Giggle Angel 4 · 0 1

ok

2007-07-11 16:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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