Do you think i could train sewer rats to preform circus acts?

Question

And would you pay to see it? How much?

Answer 1

It is certainly worth a try. In fact, you could devote yourself to it as your life's work. I would pay twenty-five cents to see such an act, and I would clap most enthusiastically no matter how well or poorly they performed. But the clapping would secretly be for you, not the rats....

Answer 2

Well I don't know you too well but you seem ambitious enough to train a few clever sewer rats.

Answer 3

I think if it could be done (and it was worth enough), someone already would have done it.