funny answers are appreciated
2007-07-11 09:10:23 · 52 answers · asked by Mag 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your sister was better......
2007-07-11 09:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sophie B 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.
Morning came, and the groom went into the bathroom but found no towel when he emerged from the shower. He asked his bride to please bring one from the bedroom.
When she got to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride in broad daylight.
Her eyes went up and down. About midway down, she stopped and stared, then asked shyly, "What`s THAT?"
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
2007-07-11 09:20:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1.You looked better last night in the dark.
2.Who are you again?
3.Don't forget to change the sheets.
4.Not the best I've ever had, but you'll do until my wife gets back into town.
2007-07-11 09:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by Pam C 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Leave the money on the dresser and be gone before I get out of the shower.
2007-07-11 09:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give me $500
2007-07-11 15:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was/are your name/s again?
any chance you could tell me what we did?
that will be £20 please/ here's £20 for 'services rendered
sh*t i really did have beer googles on didn't i?
you know i'm not on the pill and don't believe in abortion don't you?
i'm a bit of a bunny boiler and i know where you live
your brother/sister was much better than you
can i have my d*ldo back now please?
wow i didn't know they made d*cks that small
2007-07-11 09:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by Lol's 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
don't say anything, just leave $20 on the dresser.
or
i got to go pick up my gonorrhea medication. i'll call you later.
2007-07-11 09:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Opps! I forgot to mention that i used to be a man!
2007-07-11 09:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by tender loving dyke 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What's on the breakfast menu? And is it served in bed?
How was it for you? 'cos it's not the best i've had to date!
I thought good girls didn't do that!
Scrambled, poached or fertilised?
2007-07-11 09:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by Wildman 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
could you give a ride to the parole office, and maybe a 20.
2007-07-11 09:14:27 · answer #10 · answered by gracilism 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Woah! You looked different last night!
What was I thinking?!?!
Haha, I can't wait to see my friends.
Hmmmm, they were right when they said it looked bigger in the moonlight.
2007-07-11 09:14:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋