Well, the monitor is too heavy and too obvious.
Pens can put an eye out or something...
Do you have a pad of post-it-notes handy?
You can throw those at her and just say:
*Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you asked me for something to write on!*
2007-07-11 07:07:05
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answered by JC 7
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Triscuit should be safe. Avoid the eyes.
Try rubber bands and paper darts...you are in an OFFICE afterall.
I hope the water bottle was empty. Otherwise, it might have been too heavy for the ficus to heft that far.
2007-07-11 07:04:11
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answered by cop350zx 5
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Michael Moore sure had the right idea letting that Ficus run for election!
2007-07-11 07:05:04
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answered by Sparky5115 6
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Triscuit's are known to be deadly, I'm not talking about the taste. They are like Ninja stars of death, but of the wheat kind.
2007-07-11 07:03:36
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answered by Patrick 5
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put some ez-cheese or peanut butter on the triscuit. At least that will make a mess.
2007-07-11 07:02:42
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answered by RoyDamnMercer 6
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I'm no real help to you but have heard that triscuits can be deadly.... go for the insanity plea
2007-07-11 07:06:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I saw it the ficus grabbed the botlle and chucked that sob!
2007-07-11 07:04:32
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answered by speed_shred 3
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catch and eat.... get the bottle back before it flies back.. and stay away from that ficus!!
2007-07-11 07:03:13
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answered by Seth E 3
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eraser and if that is not sufficient go for the ole paper clip in the eye trick
2007-07-11 07:03:34
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answered by Southern Comfort 6
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throw a brick at her next time!! HEHE!! y did u throw a water bottle at her neways???
2007-07-11 07:03:49
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answered by Anonymous
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