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...got her in the head... blamed it on the ficus... but am now defenseless here in the office....

Any suggestions?

... How maiming is a Triscuit when airborne..?

2007-07-11 07:00:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

Well, the monitor is too heavy and too obvious.
Pens can put an eye out or something...
Do you have a pad of post-it-notes handy?
You can throw those at her and just say:
*Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you asked me for something to write on!*

2007-07-11 07:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by JC 7 · 2 0

Triscuit should be safe. Avoid the eyes.

Try rubber bands and paper darts...you are in an OFFICE afterall.

I hope the water bottle was empty. Otherwise, it might have been too heavy for the ficus to heft that far.

2007-07-11 07:04:11 · answer #2 · answered by cop350zx 5 · 0 0

Michael Moore sure had the right idea letting that Ficus run for election!

2007-07-11 07:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0 0

Triscuit's are known to be deadly, I'm not talking about the taste. They are like Ninja stars of death, but of the wheat kind.

2007-07-11 07:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by Patrick 5 · 1 0

put some ez-cheese or peanut butter on the triscuit. At least that will make a mess.

2007-07-11 07:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by RoyDamnMercer 6 · 1 0

I'm no real help to you but have heard that triscuits can be deadly.... go for the insanity plea

2007-07-11 07:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I saw it the ficus grabbed the botlle and chucked that sob!

2007-07-11 07:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by speed_shred 3 · 1 0

catch and eat.... get the bottle back before it flies back.. and stay away from that ficus!!

2007-07-11 07:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Seth E 3 · 1 0

eraser and if that is not sufficient go for the ole paper clip in the eye trick

2007-07-11 07:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0 0

throw a brick at her next time!! HEHE!! y did u throw a water bottle at her neways???

2007-07-11 07:03:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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