And would you like to try some of our in-house oyster crackers with that?
2007-07-11 06:01:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No one from S&D that's for sure, they are cruel, anal and no sense of humor. No wonder they are Single & Dating. Sheesh! LOL
2007-07-11 06:05:39 · answer #1 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Well... It's easier to be single too in a lot of ways. I dont think I could imagine finding anyone online regardless. Here's why I need to be single: (1) I'm weird (2) my house is SERIOUSLY a disaster, and I'm happy with that (3) I have many friends, and work with many lovely people... And yet they get on my nerves, and I value "me" time (4) I dont actually like dating, even in real life. It's a weird, uncomfortable interview process that goes on and on forever. (5) your best friend is your bed bet as a partner. I've had it, and that had problems. Lonely people looking for lonely people, no regard to interests and values? I sense an epic fight coming on. No thanks. I'm good.
2016-05-19 12:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Intelligent
2. Funny
3. Attractive and not too short
4. Good hygiene(showers and brushes teeth regularly)
Good luck with that one...
And yes, some of those oyster crackers would be nice.
2007-07-11 06:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yaaaay!! A new dating service!
I want a guy who's tall and handsome, but he has to be tall. I like tall guys even though I'm short lol. He has to have a sense of adventure with a sense of leadership but capable of a guiding hand because I'm a little too testy of the water. He has to be funny and goofy, but not the stupid kind of goofy, he has to be the cute kind of goofy. He has to like impressing me and... He has to be able to sing like Frank Sinatra and dance like Gregory Hines! Darn, my standards are high, lol! =D ♥
Oh! I love oysters! Sure! I'll take some oyster crackers! Yummy! =D ♥
2007-07-11 06:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Cute T ♥ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Keep the oyster crackers and get me the best man from in here. I do not have time for searching. I just want him young, tall, dark haired, green eyed, motherless, witty, tender, rich, faithful and not wanting to participate in R&S.
I am not young, I am short, grey hair, myopic eyes, mother, step mother and two ex mothers- in -law alive, illiterate, poor, faithless.
If I wanted one of my kind, I would not address to you, Mister!!
Would I??
And next time be more polite when talking to a lady! Hm!!
2007-07-11 06:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I want a man who can be by turns philosophical and silly, elegant and eccentric, passionate and patient…completely, uniquely, brilliantly Himself. Don’t worry, I’m not in need of a dating service, since I so fortunately found him a long time ago…BUT I will have some oyster crackers, please. :-)
2007-07-11 14:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by cbn 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. Spiritual
2. Confident
3. Well groomed
4. Offbeat
2007-07-11 06:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, I would, but I think most of the S&D peeps are about 14 years old.
But yes, I'll take those crackers!
2007-07-12 07:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by yumyum 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't care what they look like or what color they are. I do want a Christian and someone who can laugh at themself as well as make me laugh. Intelligence would be nice but not someone so smart that they were belittling. Someone who is honest, loyal and likes to read. Drug Free. Must like teenaged boys and like to have a lot of fun for not a lot of money.
2007-07-11 13:47:07 · answer #9 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Looking for a male:
over 5'10"
honest
open
available
realistic
financially stable
monogamous
loving
not possessive
not insane
romantic
intelligent
witty
kind
over 50, but not yet dead
how's that for a start?
2007-07-11 13:48:45 · answer #10 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Everything that my husband isn't.
No, I'll pass on the crackers but I'll take a few cold beers if you don't mind.
2007-07-11 06:45:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋